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WAR

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am one of the Four Unspeakable Names

I am the spider that wove the atoms together
And my footsteps spin the earth.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet everyone who is close to you, dressed in their finest black, gathered together to mourn over what a great person you were.

My Blog

Shit List

SHIT LISTNewborn Dads Pop-Up Ads Panties Packed With Maxi Pads Black Jelly Beans Bluetooth Phones Quizmasters Weaves Nekot Scones Lip Gloss Lemons Loose-Lipped Womens Soundchecks Pseudosc...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Dec 2009 10:33:00 GMT

Ceratathoa Imbricata

One of the cruelest creatures on earth, Ceratathoa Imbricata is a marine parasite that enters the mouth of a fish through the gills and completely eats the tongue, then grows fat on blood from the sev...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 05:30:00 GMT

Fasten 8

I love 8. Spiders and octopi have eight arms, and so does the band Apocalyptic Visions. There are eight paths in Buddhism and eight consciounesses in Timothy Leary-ism. There are eight fluid ounces ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Who Needs A Kwik E Mart?

The 7 Eleven website itself never mentions the span of the promotion. Neither does seeyellow.com, the simpsons.com, thesimpsonsmovie.com, or the simpsons myspace. No matter how I searched all I coul...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:43:00 GMT

The Grand Prize

You know, I'm really not that attractive. I do not have an important job or a house or any money, I cannot have children or get married for the first time, I cannot call someone and get you in the do...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 14:00:00 GMT