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**lorelei**

I am here for Friends

About Me

hello i'm lauren.i have a strong dislike for children.i like 80's t.v shows/movies/music.i looove films,currently have a good few hundred films in my ever growing collection.
i have a slight obsession with magnum p.i:D

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

this man

My Blog

to all those musical whizz kids out there

stop adding me or i will seriously jab ur eyes out with a rusty spoon.ur bands suck,deal with it.unless i know u personally i shant b adding ur crap band.soo fuck off.thanx.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:33:00 GMT

jacques feckin villenueve

a great person once said:"when  a man's tired of smashing jacques fucking villeneuve in the face with a fire extinguisher,he is tired of life.i totally agree. 
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:14:00 GMT

the moon

 One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube! -th...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:04:00 GMT

bollocks to subject lines

does anyone think that higgins from magnum p.i would be rather funny on karaoke singing 50 cents P.I.M.P?!me n martin have discussed this b4 and both find it feckin hilarious,i think it would be grand...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:01:00 GMT

dumbass S.O.B's

i always knew fast food outlets hired moronic spotty teens but never had the pleasure of experiencing it til last nite.i went in with a friend,ordered one of the baguette sandwich deelys they do and a...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 08:34:00 GMT

too many gods spoil the broth

too many folk on here go by the name of god,it's kinda sad really.nothin more to add cos i canny b arsed to type,involves toooo much effort....gbye.
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 15:37:00 GMT

idiots

how incredibly dumb are people,looking at the profiles on this place i reckon that 30% or possibly more have no idea what oreos are.it's not rocket science,their fucking biscuits u bunch of dumbass mo...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 11:39:00 GMT

adopt me

if u like cars then contact me,u know u wanna!!!!!i will b puttin pics up at some point,just need to get  some good ones
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:38:00 GMT

....don't have one

i have nothing to put here,once i have a brain wave then u'll b the first to know!!!!!
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 13:37:00 GMT