Snap, Crackle, Doug & Pop

SEE, THERE'S THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE: DICKS, PUSSIES, AND ASSHOLES. PUSSIES THINK EVERYONE CAN GET ALONG, AND DICKS JUST WANT TO FUCK ALL THE TIME WITHOUT THINKING IT THROUGH. BUT THEN YOU GOT YOUR ASSHOLES, CHUCK. AND ALL THE ASSHOLES WANT IS TO SHIT ALL OVER EVERYTHING! SO, PUSSIES MAY GET MAD AT DICKS ONCE IN A WHILE, BECAUSE PUSSIES GET FUCKED BY DICKS. BUT DICKS ALSO FUCK ASSHOLES, CHUCK. AND IF THEY DIDN'T FUCK THE ASSHOLES, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'D GET? YOU'D GET YOUR DICK AND YOUR PUSSY ALL COVERED IN SHIT!
My name is Doug and I'm aging at what currently feels to be a rapid pace. For those of you who still haven't reached such levels of comprehension in regards to the way I worded my introductory sentence to my "About Me", that aging statement means I feel like I'm getting old TOO FUCKING FAST!!! It's alright though... I guess everyone's years start to whiz by sooner or later. Anyway, I'm 23 years old and the only things that truly interest & fascinate me (in the hobby kind of way) are music, film, video games, art and education (whether it be useful or not). I could open up a small video store with my growing dvd collection, put a down payment on a brand new car if i sold my cd's (if they weren't as scratched) and tell you you're wrong about a lot of things and argue with you until either A. you believe me finally or B. I have to PROVE you're wrong. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm right all the time, just most of it. :-P I actually am an avid gamer who is simply on hiatus. I guess I just haven't found a new game that will, i repeat, WILL come sooner or later that sucks me in for hours, days.... months. I have been playing the drums for what feels like almost two years now and I'm still learning and practicing. I was in the band "The Dead Choir" which is no longer together and would currently very much LOVE to play with another band... one with a less overly-artistic indie rock approach, though. That gets a little repetetive... haha. If you'd like to check out what we sounded like, check it out by clicking the link below... feel free to let me know what you think.
I work at a Title Insurance Company which I have been at for about 4 years now where I am currently further educating myself and also finally beginning (after 3 gruesome and awful years of doing the tedious garbage I did there) to enjoy my job.
All in all, I consider myself a pretty good person to befriend. You better bring something special to the table when I take you being a friend into consideration, because I don't need that "same old, same old" and I definitely don't need any fakes who don't necessarily give a shit about their "friends." To the ones who do care, cheers! Whether it be Patron, Jagermeister, a Third Rike or Liquid Heroine (whatever you call it), Long Island Iced Tea, Whiskey Sour, Captain & Sprite, Captain & Coke, Jack & Coke, Sambucca, Stella Artois, Delirium Tremens or Noel, Miller Lite, Michelob Ultra or yes... PBR Pounders, CHEERS!!! You all know who you are...
Sorry, I neglected to mention that I do also enjoy alcoholic beverages. :-D
My AIM is XCAPESIDEROCKERX. If I'm on... which I never am, feel free to say hello.
Fear Before The March of Flames -
"Taking Cassandra to the End of the World Party"
:-) This makes me smile everytime!
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