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cris

I went in for a bro-grab and got totally whiffed

About Me

let's all start a new life under the sea.

My Interests

Laying down. Loud Air Conditioners. Dead Soldiers. Eating in restaurants and never liking what i order. Eating at Chili's. Screwdrivers.

I'd like to meet:

a dentist, this fuckin genius: mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" id="GSS"

Music:

Elliot Smith, Magnetic Fields, Screeching Weasel, Oasis, Modest Mouse, The Decemberists

Movies:

Cat On a Hot Tin Roof, Sweet and Lowdown, Withnail and I, i heart huckabees, Welcome To Hell, The Weather Man

Television:

Food Network

Books:

yeah i like those. i read them all the time.

My Blog

My Third Experience With Ecstasy

In an attempt to make the weekend worth a damn I called Melissa to see if she could get us some Ecstasy. I hadn't done any real drugs in almost two years and was anxious to get high. Also I was very b...
Posted by cris on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:09:00 PST

20 Best Movies of All Time

1. Mulholland Drive 2. The Weatherman 3. 8 1/2 4. Shakespeare In Love 5. Yi Yi 6. Trainspotting 7. Cool Hand Luke 8. Dog Day Afternoon 9. Good Will Hunting 10. Forrest Gump 11. Wonder Boys 12. 28 Days...
Posted by cris on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:01:00 PST

My Second Tattoo

..>              I hate people who walk slow. Like vehemently. And I'm not * one of those people who believe the bullshit myth aboutNew York be...
Posted by cris on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:45:00 PST

Pills Are Pills

It was Father's Day and it was hot. My birthday was a week away so I had forgotten about Father's Day but I heard three people talk about it just on the walk to the train alone. The first was a woman ...
Posted by cris on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 02:26:00 PST

The Silent Telephones

I got my friend Tomer a job at the hotel I work at. We were sitting in a bar and he had just gone to the courthouse a few weeks before and legally married some girl from  England who I had never ...
Posted by cris on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:08:00 PST

10 Best Songs of 2006

Beirut- Elephant Gun Of course- in Brooklyn especially- you couldn't walk to the corner for milk without hearing about this fucking kid. I felt like I was "In the know" pretty early on so I just chuck...
Posted by cris on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:30:00 PST

Every Old Fuck Wants to Live Forever

Exercise #1   Imagine that you are downtown in a major city during rush hour. Suddenly a woman walks toward you, holding a bag. She meets your eyes, smiles, hands you the bag and says, "Here you ...
Posted by cris on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:33:00 PST

I was working at Dairy Queen, remember?

I was working at Dairy Queen, remember? I worked there for four years in a row. Its strange because now I would probably say that it was the worst job I ever had but I ended up staying there longer th...
Posted by cris on Fri, 05 May 2006 04:50:00 PST

My First and Only Car

I got my driver's license when I was just shy of turning twenty, after everyone else I knew had been on the road for ages. A white Cavalier that my dad had bought from a widow sat in the driveway stag...
Posted by cris on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 04:22:00 PST

There was a boy who was living alone

There was this boy who was living alone. Well he was a little older than that, I guess. He was 23 and he could buy a bottle of booze if he felt like it but really he hardly ever did. He bought candy f...
Posted by cris on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:26:00 PST