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Please Honey

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

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Hello All! Seriously, I am one busy bitch. School, work, COCKtails, seriously I do not know where I find the time. I don't have nor do I want children. I am quite maternal, but have no need to display it in such a vile act as child birth. I love entertaining at home, cooking, decorating, shopping and gardening, although apparently you have to remember to water those damn things. I still love all of my domestic hobbies, but I am so busy lately I would be happy to have staff. And seeing as I was apparently royalty in a previous life it has been quite the adjustment. Stay tuned for more, not much of a dull moment around here. Love Love!

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I'd like to meet:

People who are entertaining and lively. I don't need to see pictures of your penis or vagina, I know what those look like, but thank you anyway. Also if you aren't over 18 you have no place on my page, like I said, above, I am nobody's mamma! Also, if you can't take the heat, you better get on out of my kitchen...
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News from Drama Llama Headquarters

The Ex has called Tyrone and told him to come on and help him get his Shit!!! About Damn Time! Oh and he is doing this so HE doesn't have to hear my fucking bitching anymore. Well that's great b/c we ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 21:47:00 GMT

Valentine's Day Brain Wash

 I have been thinking about Valentine's Day lately. I am exclusively dating a hottie but, I have not been overly amped about the holiday. As many know I have been divorced for about 5 months now and y...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:08:00 GMT

Dating observations and other things

Hi Babies!!! Well I thought I would update you from a couple of weekends ago when I changed my locks. Well, he still lives here. He told me I should not talk to his Twatty mother, as he doesn't think ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:39:00 GMT

Drama Llama Headquarters, May I help you?

Well Babies!! The cat is out of the bag so I thought I would come on out for a confessional moment. I have been divorced for the past month and a half or so. OK OK, the gasps. I couldn't com...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:09:00 GMT

Tales from the Tiaras Vagina

I am going to start this blog out with a warning. ¨ This blog is actually about my vagina. ¨ If this subject makes you uncomfortable, you should go now. ¨ If you get embarrassed on the feminine hygi...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:23:00 GMT

Tales from the lusty TV Tiara

I haven't ever given Benjamin Bratt much thought. I have seen him here and there on this or that TV show. As of late he is starring on his latest project The Cleaner. Well the show looked mildly enter...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Tales from the Working Tiara

Seriously, I guess I am used to everyone being nice to me and liking me. Below is a problem I am having with a snatch at the office. Me-I just thought you would like to see what I see in a compla...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:44:00 GMT

Tales from the Presidential Tiara!

Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican? Did you know the first woman in Congress was a Republican? Did you know that the Republicans supported anti slavery acts and supported the womens ri...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:06:00 GMT

Tales from the tiara confessional

So, I was cruising the internet and I happened upon this jewel......... www.truewifeconfessions.blogspot.com Holy shit! This is fabulous. I love, love, love it! They have been a bit short on confessio...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 14:31:00 GMT

Tales from the Tiara- Pet Peeves

Have I done this before? I could be an award winning bitcher, so it all runs together really. I have had a couple of pet peeves crop up lately so I thought I would brain vomit a few things that g...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:46:00 GMT