BIG gurls need luv too!!

im a nice guy, but i smell like spicy tuna most of the time, and on top of that i like gurls who eat avacado with milk and sugar spred over toast...hahaha sexy!!...i love to play ball, but you know son aint got game, im always last to get picked and sometimes i dont even get picked at all...SKEE-LO! i smoke cigeretes to look cool, and after my first beer i can hold that same bottle for the rest of the night and not have anyone notice...BUT STILL LOOK TWISTED...yeeeaahh...not to mention my boot leg dvd collection, i got everything from that crazy ass emily rose movie to the 1952 classic "ole yeller"...you could call me "boot leg jon" haha...i ryme faster than twista and t-bone put together, but still make more cents than a hundred dollar bill...GO TO CHURCH AND PRAY YOU DONT GUARD ME! cuz i got the rock! but good looking? blah! not really...dorky wit num chuck skillz? for sure!! rich and wealth? ha! pleez...b-boy styles? yes sir!!