Phil Collins |
Who is thinking they might want to dress up as Aurora and go to the bar with me early on Thanksgiving? It is the only holiday tradition I still like and I expect someone in a blond wig to be standing ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:31:00 GMT |
Trick or Treat |
I am a wimp. Someone at work dressed up as death with black fabric covering his face and stood in my office (way off in the corner) not saying anything so I couldn't tell who it was. But not just for ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:21:00 GMT |
Bikes |
My work gave us new "girly" work shirts and I am convinced that mine hits the wrong place on my arm and makes my arm look fat and hairy. Is there a pill I can take for being a freak?
I would like to c...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:41:00 GMT |
three things |
1. I think 28 is my favorite age yet:My sister has a baby who knows how to say my name and gives me kisses on the mouth.I can drink diet soda and smoke (quitting!) until the cows come home and it is s...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:06:00 GMT |
plans |
here are my awesome new plans for every weekday and I can do what I want on weekends. (I know this is boring- but diets are my favorite topic due to my being vapid and all)
1. No smoking (can't do tha...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 00:40:00 GMT |
my liver and my sister |
Out of respect for my liver (and the pants I would like to keep fitting into) I will be one of two places this week;
A. my house eating lettuce and drinking water. Also cleaning and doing laundry...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:02:00 GMT |
Dear Fouth of July |
Here are the things I have to say to all your components:
Dear Box of wine Jane brought,First- I bought beer, how did you convince me to drink so much of you? Also, quit adding 'S's and 'W's to m...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:49:00 GMT |
spice girls |
I just figured out something really cool about forms on my website. which, by the bye, kept me occupied all morning at work. Practically a miracle.
we gots the free pizza and soda hook up at my work a...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:14:00 GMT |
swampy |
I don't know if you guys know who is smart enough to have fixed the swamp cooler completely using only her hands and a hose...but it's me!
and the kitties are so happy about it.
also- telling people w...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:39:00 GMT |
road trip |
I get to go to phoenix today to mess around! Like I get to leave in the next half hour! I just heard a really long story about how my coworker is all pissed off that her husband went on a blind date b...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:20:00 GMT |
