The Expendable Girlfriend - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Tall, Blonde and Plastic. Shallow, self-centered, uncaring and too caring, accepting and judgmental, miserable and ecstatic, unsympathetic, emotional, energetic, a workaholic, unable to control my curiosity, suspicions, temptations or moods, paranoid, obsessive, honest, true to myself, as true to others as they can handle, focused, motivated, a drinker, a user, strong, weak and alone in my fishbowl.
Your Inner Child Is Sad
You're a very sensitive soul.
You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have.
Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone.
You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time. How Is Your Inner Child?

My Interests

Snowboarding. Surfing. Skating. The gym. Poker. Trash and Vaudeville. New Rocks. Corsets. Rubber. Latex. Leather masks with button mouths. Hot pink. Black. Ostrich feathers (boas). Disco Balls. Big black knee-high industrial boots laced up the front. Dreadlocks/dreadfalls. Big fat bone septum rings. Ties. Gloves. Sparkles. Strobe lights. Red lights. Fast music. My old as h*ll techniques. Reason program. Bass guitar. Oil painting.

I'd like to meet:

Hubert Cumberdale. Salvatore Dali. The bassist for MSI. Jessica Rabbit. Pandora.

Music:

Industrial. DnB. Jungle. Trance. Rapcore. Certain goth. Certain punk. Certain classical (violins and piano). Just about anything considered hardcore. Anything that pisses me off, anything that excites me, anything that upsets me, and anything that effects my mood dramatically. (Wolfsheim, And One, Burner Brothers, Ace Logik, Deuceswild, Odi, MSI, The Cure, The Faint, Dieselboy, Bad Boy Bill, DJ Irene, The Talking Heads, Leather Straep, Refused, Bouncing Souls, Bright Eyes, The Blood Brothers, Beck, The Beach Boys, Manson, Brainbug, Wu-Tang, Violent Femmes, Hole, Beethoven, Beastie Boys, NIN, Radiohead, Johnny Cash, Aphrodite, Placebo, Prick.)

Movies:

Horror (not necessarily Sci-Fi). Cult. Porn. Documentaries. The usual. Except DEFINATELY NOT Comedy (it takes more than a little sarcasm to entertain me). Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. Halloween 1, 2 & 4. Friday the 13th. The Shining.

Television:

I don't own a T.V. I find television boring and mindnumbing. When it's forced upon me, I can stomach Dateline, Family Guy, The Simpsons, the news. Not much else.

Books:

Any Thesaurus. Behold A Pale Horse. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test. Red Meat. Author Johan Vasquez. Author Edward Gorey. The Necronomicon. Phantom of the Opera (the book, NOT the play). Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (a Vasquez favorite).

Heroes:

The Virgin Mary. Malibu Stacy. Barbie. Sharon Stone's character in Casino. Ike Endez."I wish they taught shopping in school." "Let's bake some cookies for the boys!" "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! *giggles!*" "Thinking too much gives you wrinkles." "My name is Stacy, but you can call me *wolf-whistle*."- All quotes courtesy of Malibu Stacy