001. |
10 REASONS TO DATE A CHEERLEADER
10. We never get tired9. We like to ride it to the top8. We're always tight7. We know how to use our hips6. We can get you excited in less than 2 min and 20 sec5....
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:01:00 GMT |
002. |
IF MYSPACE WAS REAL...
Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.If you're a fat girl, people would only see yo...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 19:44:00 GMT |
003. |
FINEthis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.FIVE MINUTESIf she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:03:00 GMT |
004. |
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch some marijuana.
Jack got high and dropped his fly
and said Jill do ya wanna?
Jill said yes and dropped her dress
and they had some fun.
...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 18:07:00 GMT |
005. |
You Know You're From RI When...
Your oldah brodah is a retad.You had a "wickit" good time at the beach.When you hear an amazing fact your immidiate reply is "no suh!"You know the difference between re...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:57:00 GMT |
006. |
it was cool to have a pager not a cell phoneLIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOLyou rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.u had a walkman because cd players were way too expensivewe called the radio station to requ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 18:45:00 GMT |
007. |
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives suck. The cucumber says, "Man my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 21:35:00 GMT |
