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hoja doesn't use myspace anymore.

woof!

About Me

I am a shih-a-poo and I am the cutest!! I live in Montclair with my friends Ilana, Cayenne, and our newest roommate, JOE!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: hoja
Birthday: may 1
Birthplace: amish country, pa
Current Location: montclair, nj
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: black and white
Height: little
Right Handed or Left Handed: 4 pawed
Your Heritage: chinese and french
The Shoes You Wore Today: my feet
Your Weakness: liver flavored bones. and kitty litter.
Your Fears: vacuum cleaner. and fireworks.
Your Perfect Pizza: any pizza!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a haircut
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: woof
Thoughts First Waking Up: i gotta peeeeee
Your Best Physical Feature: my damn sexy eyes man
Your Bedtime: i don't know time
Your Most Missed Memory: lizzie
Pepsi or Coke: i only drink water
MacDonalds or Burger King: there's never any of either in my bowl
Single or Group Dates: the more tail the better
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: water....
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate kills
Cappuccino or Coffee: water.....
Do you Smoke: second hand only
Do you Swear: i swear i'll kill that cat....
Do you Sing: no, but nadja does
Do you Shower Daily: uh, no.
Have you Been in Love: yes, i love everyone
Do you want to go to College: woof u
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: i bark therefore i am
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes....sadly....if i'm in the car for more than an hour
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm hot yo
Are you a Health Freak: forced to be, she feeds me
Do you get along with your Parents: i love ilana and joe!
Do you like Thunderstorms: no! they're almost as scary as fireworks!
Do you play an Instrument: the squeaky toy
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah, when cavill spills on the floor i get to lick it up.
In the past month have you Smoked: second hand
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only catnip, but that didn't work on me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no....toby moved away
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope, they have rules about my kind
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, chocolate kills.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: i have dumped....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: everytime i'm in the water i'm skinny dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just hearts.
Ever been Drunk: maybe...off carpet booze
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: NEVER, my mom will miss me.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'd like to rule the world.
What country would you most like to Visit: france, get me some poodle ass.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as she's got eyes
Favourite Hair Color: as long as she's got hair
Short or Long Hair: i like furrrrrrr
Height: no matter, so long as i can mount her
Weight: not picky bout that
Best Clothing Style: fur coats
Number of Drugs I have taken: once, my mom drugged me to cut my hair. god that sucked.
Number of CDs I own: i've eaten a few
Number of Piercings: i want to get my ear pierced but my mom won't let me
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one, that time joe caught me eating the garbage. he was so mad.
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My Interests

chewing on things, walking, sleeping, sniffing things and treats I LOVE treats. OH! and shout out to Toby, the hot cock-retriever who lives next door, i'm definitely interested in him!

I'd like to meet:

i love lassie, it'd be cool to meet her. and tinkerbell! she's hot!

Music:

snoop dogg and bow wow

Movies:

all dogs go to heaven, rin tin tin, lassie, milo and otis, and lady and the tramp.

Television:

i love reality tv. i watch real world, america's next top model, fire me please, surreal life, and i especially love the apprentice. where's the canine batchelor?!

Books:

I'm not allowed to eat them anymore

Heroes:

Lizzie: she's the coolest dog i know, and she taught me everything i know about being a good dog. Joe: he's the best! he always finds time to throw the ball for me even though he wishes i would just sleep. and he gets mad when i bark, but i can tell he still loves me.