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Guten tag! Welcome to the Mighty Metal profile of Stany, Master of Flange. Oh yes, my time is come, and the world shall bow before me, and my Metally wrath... of DOOM! Aaaanyway ;) So aye, i'm 23 years old and live in sunny Edinburgh, the greatest city on Earth! It's maybe not that good, actually, but it's still prety shit hot like! I love going out and listening to (you guessed it) Metal, I live for my music, and will more than likely be deaf within a few years lol. Oh well, what can you do? I despise hippies, emo kids, chavs and America, and possibly France too, though it may just be the people. Violence and mockery is fun, as is toasting marshmallows over an open fire. Damn right, mofo. As you can see, my profile is the best thing since sliced bread, and i'll give the first person that has a more impressive wallpaper £10 (when I get paid, lol). I'm that confident about it. Erm, well I can't really think of much more to add, except that I hope you've had fun peeking about my profile, and if you don't send me messages telling me how amazing I am, i'll hunt you down and destroy your pitiful soul with a wailing cacophony of Metally Doom! Oh yes, yes I will, for I am the Metal King of the universe! www.stany-conquest.com - Coming soon... Anyhoo, that's aboot all. www.myspace.com/kingdomofsorrowThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test So dinnae start.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James Ian 'Stany' Stansfield
Birthday: 27th June 1983
Birthplace: Wrexham
Current Location: Edinburgh (work)
Eye Color: Dunno
Hair Color: Blond-ish
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Errrm...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Trainers
Your Weakness: Generosity
Your Fears: Lots and lots of really sharp things entering places they shouldn't go
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat feast supreme with jalepenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Move out, get my Land Rover, Get my pc working
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: w00t
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sleeeep....
Your Best Physical Feature: All of me
Your Bedtime: When i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: All the Saturday nights i forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger Lord
Single or Group Dates: Both... im all good
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vannille
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yup, but only joints
Do you Swear: Frequently. And loudly.
Do you Sing: I try
Do you Shower Daily: Nope, every other day is enough
Have you Been in Love: Dont think so, i'll get back to you
Do you want to go to College: Nah
Do you want to get Married: God no! Unless it's for a laugh
Do you belive in yourself: Well, I exist, dont I?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Very
Are you a Health Freak: Wtf? Gerrof!
Do you get along with your Parents: Mum, yes, Dad, noooo
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yay!
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: mmmmmm
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nooo
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep, but we call 'em shopping centres.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, but Amon gave me one!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ewwww
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hehe, dunno, cant remember
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: went in the sea in my boxers!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yep, a big-assed Hoegaarden glass! :)
Ever been Drunk: All the time
Ever been called a Tease: dont think so!
Ever been Beaten up: Yep, tis fun!
Ever Shoplifted: Noooo
How do you want to Die: Originally
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Brunnette
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Any, but not under 5'!
Weight: Any within reson... depends on their height, I suppose
Best Clothing Style: Mettally or summat
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4 illegal... soon to be 5!
Number of CDs I own: about 120
Number of Piercings: 3, formerly 8
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to count! But it's all good :D
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Random people, eccentric people, people who love the banter, jaggy people, crazy people, juicy people, beautiful people, erotic people, slippy people, jiggy people, silly people, big people, little people, myself in another universe, rich people, poor people, moderately comfortable people, clean people, dirty people, people who eat nuts, jammy people, executive people, jimmy saville, political people, people who make things, flangey people, matal people, wooden people, squishy people, eeevil people, gothy people, techno people, drum n bassy people, cheesy people, generous people, people who say 'bleah', YOU!

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You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


70%

Prepy


35%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


30%

Goth


30%

Emo


10%

Trendy


0%

Skater


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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Welchy Squelchy Finger and Cry, Oh Aye!

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Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:20:00 GMT

The Eagle Has Landed... On A Cunto!

BOOSHT! Streets of Stalingrad (my band, for all those who're totally ignorant) played last night, and were fookin' awesome! We rocked the socks off'f them folks standing amiably at the front, nod...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:16:00 GMT

Chech Layger Beire!

The sunflowers look happy - hooray! Jade Goody. What a cunt. She really should just be placed inside a particle accelerator and torn to shreds by the sheer g forces. One problem: They tend to be rathe...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 16:09:00 GMT

Too Many Bosoms Lead to a Farcical Aquaticity

Aye, so I just thought i'd post this to let you all know that i'm listening to this beastly album. BATTLE METAL AS FORK, YA BAS! More entertaining than Stephen Hawking, and grittier than a limestone q...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:39:00 GMT

And the Lord Did Reign Down Sulphur, and the Land Did Burn...

Aye, furthermore to yesterdays beastly rantage (Aye, see the use of 'furthermore, there? Eh? EH??), Men in fucking tank tops. Tank fucking, wanking, pustule-covered pastel coloured manky sleeveless ca...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:45:00 GMT

Psychotropic Systems of Seizmic Silliness. And Sand.

Wahey! I miss the ole bloggage, has been quite some time since last I posted a spiel of epic randominity on these rather attractive pale blue pages, oh aye. So - new name, new erm, week, new... blog, ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:29:00 GMT

Cuntard Little Whore Girl Fucks Paedo Junkie Wank

Anybody happen to catch Nightline last night on ABC? In case you didn't, one of the hot topics discussed was MySpace. It is no secret to anyone who reads the newspaper or watches the 6 o'clock news th...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:47:00 GMT

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Three words best used to describe me: Christian. Tolerant. Innocent.
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