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Alice

mystere et boule de gomme

About Me

why do i care so much? why am i so preoccupied with asserting the tenuous sense of my own identity i have via the spurious and specious conduit that is myspace? well, truth be told, i am, so here it goes. as proust would have inquired of me: i perceive the lowest depth of misery to be undifferentiatedness. my idea of earthly happiness is the perfect sentence. the faults in which i am most indulgent are cigarettes, lunatic malingering, abjection, conflict, and being non-plused. my favourite heroes of fiction are Mephistopheles and the anti-hero (ie hazel motes). my favourite characters of history are Gilles de Rais and Caligula my favourite painters are Jennifer Bartlett, Francis Bacon, Max Ernst, Cezanne, Picabia, Vija Celmins, twombly. the qualities i most admire in a man are gentle ambition, devotion, vulnerability, wit, style, and personal hygiene. in a woman: work ethic and conviction. my favourite virtues are wit, the ability to resist, and loyalty. my favourite vices are getting away with murder, getting away with altruism. my favourite occupations are writing, having faith in my perception of reality. my principle defects are self-doubt, truculence and a smoker's cough. i would like to have been the love child of james joyce and my mother. my favourite poets are T.S. Eliot and William Carlos Williams the natural gifts i would like to possess are the ability to control myself, and the ability to do the butterfly stroke i would like to die having written the books that changes the course of intellectual thought as we know it, to applause my present state of mind is smoking i most dislike indifference, lies and hairless chests (exceptions will be made), those itches you get and don't know where they come from.my motto is: therapy.plus, i have the biggest pupils anyone has ever seen i collect pieces of sidewalk i can smell the inside of my nose

My Interests

psychosis, solipsism, writing about my own psychosis solipsistically, absolutely never running, attacking the page, playing with: lexeme, morpheme, syntax, vocables, affricates, fricates, spirants, sonants, sibilants, splosives, plus: scattergories, sharpening morado black warrior pencils to a ferocious point, unspooling, trying to distance myself from others, using words like "insalubrious" in daily palaver, obfuscation, eddie izzard, those crazy fish at the bottom of the ocean we haven't discovered yet, and things i pick out of my bellybutton

I'd like to meet:

elvis costello. mallarme and bataille having a spat. anyone who can prove that cigarettes are good for me. those with good laughs. the people i love over and over.

Music:

elvis costello, death of fashion, nellie mckay, lotte lenya, jacques brel, george brassens, charles aznavour, velvet underground, the smiths, cheap trick, sam cooke, queen, edith piaf, the beatles, guided by voices, etta james, the drifters, t. rex, slade, iggy pop, carla bruni, mozart, francesco de gregori, the cure, francoise hardy, regina spektor, echo and the bunnymen, lovin' spoonful, adam green, harry nilsson, otis redding, pet shop boys, squeeze, talking heads, travelling willburys, the cure, beethoven, irene grandi, louis armstrong, marilyn monroe, MC Solaar, foreign language tapes (ascolta e repetta), story tapes,

Movies:

the gods must be crazy, about de souffle, american movie, the dreamers, Trouble Every Day, some like it hot, jules et jim, harold and maude, irreversable, le placard, kiss kiss bang bang, 12 Angry Men, All About Eve, Angelheart, Caligula, Malpertuis, Down by Law, Nannie McPhee, Cry Baby, Dr. Strangelove, Being There, The Tin Drum, Outbreak, The Fabulous Baker Boys, The Abyss, the Big Easy, any and all Chaplin, tadpole, air force one (yeah, you read right), Rory O'Shea Was Here, Dr. Strangelove, anything Peter Sellers, anything Colin Farrell isn't in, all of the above dubbed in german with italian subtitles

Television:

DEXTER above all else, antiques road show, keeping up appearances, laurel and hardy, the L word, curb your enthusiasm, tom and jerry, old-school richie rich

Books:

all things flannery o'connor, "the history of the universe" by jennifer bartlett, "cat and mouse" and "die blechtrommel" by gunter grass, "the honored guest" by joy williams, "play it as it lays" by joan didion, "light years" by james salter, all agatha christie, "flowers for algernon" by daniel keyes, "portrait of the artist as a young man" by james joyce, "less than zero" by bret easton ellis, "inferno" by dante, "the hills are white elephants" and "the sun also rises" by hemingway, "transparent things" by nabakov, "the heart is a lonely hunter" and "the member of the wedding" and "ballad of the sad cafe" by carson mccullers, "white noise" and "mao two" by don dellilo, "alice's adventures in wonderland" by lewis carroll, "as i lay dying" by faulkner, "make way for the ducklings, " "two bad ants, " "blindness" and "the cave" by jose saramago, "the crying of lot 49" by thomas pynchon, "le petit prince" by st.exupery, "tender is the night" by f.scott fitzgerald, "goodbye, columbus" by philip roth, "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" by ken kesey, "the giver" by lowis lowry, "raise high the roofbeams carpenter" and "nine stories" and "franny and zooey" by salinger (emphatically NOT catcher in the rye), blugakov's "the master and margarita", "waiting for godot" and "endgame" and "nohow on" by beckett, "who's afraid of virginia wolf?" and "the zoo story" by edward albee, "la cantatrice chauve" and "la lecon" and "folie a deux" by ionesco

Heroes:

inspector clouseau. my mom. joan didion. elvis costello.