Don't say your funny if your not..

About Me

FOR THE PAST 28 YEARS I HAVE BEEN CONDUCTING AN EXPERIMENT REGARDING THE LONG TERM EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL, GLUTTONY, AND SELF INDULGING--I HAVE YET TO REACH ANY CONCLUSIONS--I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED--I SPEND MUCH OF MY TIME RAISING MONEY FOR PHONY CHARITYS-THUS HOW I FUND THE EXPERIMENT--WHEN NOT BUSY WITH THAT, ART(PAINTING, DRAWING) --FRIENDS, BARS, AND FAMILY TAKE UP THE REST ---I HAVE NO CHILDREN THE EXPERIMENT IS MY BABY--THESE ARE SOME THINGS I DONT LIKE: STAIRS W/OUT RAILINGS, LOUD NOISES, PEOPLE WHO PUT THEIR HAND ON MY FACE, PEOPLE WHO SMOKE IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOW ROLLED UP, I DONT LIKE TO USE OTHER PEOPLE TELEPHONES OR THEIR SILVERWARE. I ALSO JUDGE PEOPLE BY HOW CLEAN THE BOTTOM(OR BASE) OF YOUR TOILET. I CANT STAND PEOPLE WHO HAVE STINKY FEET(THERE ARE THINGS YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!) I HATE THE BLACK HAIR SKINNY BOY WANNA BE ROCK STAR DENVER GUYS, PEOPLE WHO TALK ON CELL PHONES IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS, POLICE, THE COURT SYSTEM, PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THE CAR DOOR OPEN ON BUSY STREETS, GUYS WHO TAKE THEIR SHIRTS OFF @ CLUBS, BAD BREATH , DIRTY SOCKS, AND LONG HAIR ARE ALL THINGS THAT SUCK AS WELL..

My Interests

Im a profesional gambler with a taste for the finer things in life--I also own the largest collection of non-playing scratched cds in the usa. And I would be more than happy to loan one to that special person...

I'd like to meet:

DESPERATE, UNMOTIVATED, RECKLESS INDIVIDUALS(NO DIRECTION OR GOALS PLEASE!)-TO HAVE LONG INANE CONVERSATIONS THAT NEVER RESULT IN A POINT OR A COMPLETE SENTENCE---PEOPLE WITH PERSONALITYS NEED NOT APPLY AS I DO NOT WANT TO EFFECT MY TRACK RECORD-----

Music:

love and rockets, social d, tribe called quest, the cure, the the, the fixx, the cars, steve perry, mr. cash, no doubt, joe jackson, marilyn manson(sorry), guns and roses, ENGLISH BEAT, the selector, the specials, trans am, phil collins, smoking popes, the streets....I dont want to type anymore.

Movies:

ANYTHING TIM BURTON ---MOST OF ALL NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS--GRAPHIC DOCUMENTARYS, SPUN, THE NORTH AND SOUTH SERIES CIRCA 1984, ANY OF THE GIRLS GONE WILD TAPES, BLOW, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS , PARTY MONSTER--

Television:

PBS TELETHON ROCKS!!! EVERYTHING ON E!, FORENSIC FILES, STRANGERS WITH CANDY, KIDS IN THE HALL, MOST TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL EPISODES UNLESS THEY ARE DIRTY--OH, AND ANYTHING ON COURT TV----

Books:

True crime--anything and everthing--fiction is for sissys!

Heroes:

The makers of PBR-And the guy who put wine in a box-FUCKING BRILLIANT

My Blog

I get English Beat for my Birthday...FUCK YEAH!!!

So today suck's (at work) and who should call...Well hello Joel!! He was calling to let me know about ticket's to English Beat....Good fucking deal!!! Scaralina is getting tickets too!! Good friends, ...
Posted by Don't say your funny if your not.. on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:35:00 PST

Friday.......stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppid

I have been trying to not go out and save money.......I dont like this at all! I want to vomit every time I see a Will Smith movie.....He is a very bad actor all he is good for is dumb one liners "Oh ...
Posted by Don't say your funny if your not.. on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 06:29:00 PST

my job is killing me....slow and ugly

I have to get out of my job..I need another usless degree anything.....The person whom I refer to as my boss is who I call "Lurker" he is called that because everytime i turn around he is there givng ...
Posted by Don't say your funny if your not.. on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:13:00 PST

PARTY!

Had a party at my house last night for my friends bday...I throw the best last minute party!!! As a matter of fact this one guy last night asked if he could pay me to set up his bday in December. I gu...
Posted by Don't say your funny if your not.. on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 03:31:00 PST

Colorado National Speeeeeeeeeeeeeedwwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

Oh what fun! myself and a friend went to the races last night and it was sooooo fun! I had only been to IMI race track prior.. I have done more in the past 5 months than in 3 years....What a waste of ...
Posted by Don't say your funny if your not.. on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:30:00 PST

THE BEST FUCKING TRIP OF MY LIFE

SO I WENT TO CANCUN AND IT WAS THE BEST TRIP I HAVE EVER HAD.....THE BEACH!!! OH MY GOD IT WAS FUCKING SICK!!! THE BARS, THE CLUBS ,THE PEOPLE...I CANT EVEN WORK I LOVED IT SO MUCH.....SO, I HAVE DECI...
Posted by Don't say your funny if your not.. on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:34:00 PST

yun

cancun 27 days.....oh my the poor natives...ha ha ahhhh we will be clear waters drinking massive amounts of tequila and winning loads of tee shirt contest
Posted by Don't say your funny if your not.. on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:58:00 PST

me tooth

this are getting a bit twisted....I have been liquidating my friends. see I was friends with@#$@ and decided to buy a computer from her.. this computer thing falls under the same rule as money....neve...
Posted by Don't say your funny if your not.. on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:54:00 PST

DOUBLE THE TROUBLE

AFTER LONG THOUGHT I HAVE DECIDED TO START LIVING MULTIPLE LIFES....BY DAY SUB PRIME AUTO COLLECTIONS, BY NIGHT WELL IM STILL WORKING ON THAT....PERHAPS A WELL TRAVELED SOCIALITE WITH A KEEN SINCE OF ...
Posted by Don't say your funny if your not.. on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:54:00 PST

you dont know what the fuck your talking about

after being told of all the options i would have to re/fi my car, i was denied...im not going to listen to peoples advise anymore...when all is said and done i always know more then they do anyways, a...
Posted by Don't say your funny if your not.. on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:21:00 PST