Music, Guitar, snow, Cars, Big trucks, Fishing, Camping, hunting, RC cars, quading, race cars, hanging out with friends, XBOX, wranglers, hats, power tools, fire, BEER LOTS OF BEER, parties, smokes... that about does it
Penis Request I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work in great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I dont get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Mr. Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You do not always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task. You will retire well before you are 65. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carring 2 suspicious looking bags.Sincerely, Management
LED ZEPPELIN, Metallica, Korn, System of a Down, Bob Marley, and just about anything country.
Star Wars, Bum Fights, Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore, Gone in 60 Seconds, Sin City, Lords of Dogtown, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Fight Club, and there's just too many to list.
Of Mice & Men, Anything with cars & robotics.
My Dad, superman.