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Smart Ass Waitress

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

In case you have not figured it out yet,Im a waitress.I set up this profile for me,and all the other restaurant whores out there.If you have been,or are in the food service industry,please add me.That way we can bitch and moan together like one big,fucking happy family.I have been waiting tables for way too fucking long now.Im sure thats why Im such a smart ass to assholes that I wait on.For the most part people are nice,but I just love it when I get that prick that has had a shitty day and thinks he/she can take it out on me.Damn if they didnt pick the wrong one to fuck with.I love it when people bitch at me about stupid shit.Thats when I just roll my eyes and walk away in the middle if their tyraid.Talk about instant gratification.When are people gonna learn-"DONT FUCK WITH THE PERSON WHO IS BRINGING YOU YOUR FOOD!" Stupid asses.Be sure to read my blogs!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people like me.You know, burnt out servers/bartenders/hosts/cooks/dishwashers that just dont give a shit anymore.I enjoy my job,for the most part.But,we all have our days.Even if you dont work in food service/hospitality,and just need a place to rant.Feel free to do it here. Pot heads too!Lawd knows thats why we stay in this business.What else can you do,and not get DTs? My after work drink. Thats what Im talking about.Nothing better than getting your fuck up on at work.Juicy gossip is just one of the perks of working in a restaurant.You cant talk to someone without stirring up something.Dont even think about hanging out with someone outside of the workplace.That just means your doing drugs or fucking.

My Blog

The Table Manager

The Table Manager is nothing new.All of you probaly know a table manager,or maybe you have been a table manager at some point in time.The table manager is the one person at the table with others who t...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 18:06:00 GMT

Letter from a psycho...

Hi all.So,I was checking my messages the other day,and I got this.I found it so amusing and pathedic that I wanted to share it with you all.Enjoy! Start wow i dont work in the food industry anymore bu...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:14:00 GMT

"Were in a hurry,Miss"

If your running late for work,going to a doctors appointment,going to the airport,ect.DO NOT come to a full service,sit down restaurant to eat your meal.Thats what drive thrus are for asshole! What do...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 13:04:00 GMT

Servers with tattoos.......

What the fuck?Why do restaurants give employees with body art such a hard time?Last time I checked,it was the year 2007.Tattoos have been apart of our culture for like a zillion years now. I agree tha...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 00:46:00 GMT

Your messy,bratty ass kids.........

You wouldnt let little Johnny,and little Sally DESTROY you dining room table at home would you?So,why is it okay to let the little hellians go mad at a restaurant?Its not cool to let them dump out all...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 17:35:00 GMT

Campers

Okay,heres the deal.If you are planning on staying at my table,my entire shift-fine.You just need to pay me for that time.I dont give a shit if your meeting Aunt Suzie half way for lunch,and you haven...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 17:26:00 GMT

"Were not staying for the drawing,honey."

"Were not staying for the drawing.","Are you not gonna pay that for me?","I didnt ask for that." These are just some of the lines I get when I take customers their check."Uh,no motherfucker,Im no...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 17:20:00 GMT

"Your the best waitress I have ever had!"

People have told me countless times,"Your the best waitress I have ever had,thanks so much!"Thats nice.But,9 times out of 10 these are the shitty tippers.Dont tell me how great my service was-show me ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:21:00 GMT

Greetings!

Hello all!Just so you know this is a spanking new profile.I have alot of work to do over here,so dont get bored.If you guys have any ideas for me to use,please send them my way.I cant wait to meet all...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 17:51:00 GMT