Today we salute you. miss AST sister. Not only do you have looks, brains, and glamour, but most importantly you have the class to back it up. Sure, frat boys may talk to other ladies, but don't worry, their only dream is to date you. With those pearls just the right size and that AST sparkle in your eye, you are every guy's dream and every girl's envy. You can party like a professional, yet still keep that frat-tastic class. If you're dating a Tau, raise your hand. If you're not, then raise your standards. Then crack open an ice cold bud light you sexy Tau and remember...there's only one thing to be and that's AST!!