Tovary Von Hovary - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Jerry crumbs is my one and only Knight in Shining Buttcrack. I have a dog named zack who is the cutest Lambo in all the world. Some people like to call him Zackaraludze, but I can't reveal any names (p.s. He like's to eat lamb and rice). I'm trying to grow a third boob, which has been successful up until this point. I like to weave straw into gold. Locktivities is not a real word, and neither is staokating, but i wish they were.I like saying nostril and Blarney stone...say blarney. It's really fun. The people at Starbucks think my name is Helga or Toba, and sometimes they're right. I speak english.

My Interests

Hyenas and eating stinky cheese. If it smells like poop, it tastes like heaven.

I'd like to meet:

Life sized Mr. Potato Head (with tongues for ears), and Jesus... So I can tell him that i loved his performance in Jesus Christ Superstar.
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Your Russian Name Is...
Varinka Milena Solovyov What's Your Russian Name?

Music:

Elliot Smith, Dave Matthews band (the older stuff), Simon and Garfunkel, The Beatles, Radiohead, Dan Zanes, Tori Amos, Mamas and the Papas, Janis Joplin, The Doors, Antibalas, Sharon Jones and the dap kings, Les Miserables, Joe Cocker, old russian music aka Katuisha (Zeyde on the mandolin!), Old school Elton John, Matisyahu Milleryahu, Raffi. There's so much music!!! I greatly despise gloria estefan. She can suck my non-existent balls.

Movies:

Oh hell,i've seen so many movies that i've liked a lot. I'll name 11. Top Secret, The Naked Gun, Spaceballs, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Mary Poppins, History of the World, The Royal Tenenbaums, Beauty and the Beast, Billy Madison, Annie Hall, and The sound of Music.

Television:

The Daily Show, Da Ali G show, Conan, American Idol, Jeopardy, Deal or no Deal, Scrubs, Passions(ssshhh, don't tell anyone), Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

Books:

The Puppy who Lost his Way

Heroes:

SuperBaBa. He was the most incredible grandpa and friend, and I can't imagine there is, or will ever be, anyone else who could possible compare to him.