Smell Yo Dick |
HAHAHA!!!! This is one of the funniest songs that I've ever heard in my life. I can't believe this is a serious song. This goes right up there with Plan 9 From Outer Space in the "it's so bad, It's... Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:05:00 GMT |
Vegas baby, YEAH!!! |
Damn, I can't wait to hit the road tomorrow. I feel like a little kid staring at the clock on the last day of school, waiting for summer to begin. Come to think of it, I haven't been on a road trip ... Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:21:00 GMT |
You know what really grinds my gears... |
You Arizona... FUCK YOU!!!
Well, perhaps I should explain where I am coming from. I got my Ballot Propositions & Judicial Preformance Review Publicity Pamphlet in the mail the other day.&nbs... Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:34:00 GMT |
Penn Jillette Talks Ron Paul, Barr on Glenn Beck 08/20/2008 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kj119RjlWI
I know a few people that call Libertarians "pussies", which I still don't uderstand thier logic in saying that. Whats more "pussy", or rather LAZY... Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:50:00 GMT |
Down |
In front of god
I stand no chance
The sin drips off my body
Like sweat
Between the perspiration
And the intoxication
I'm stuck in the ground
Up to my neck
The only help I'm willing to ask for
Is a foo... Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:33:00 GMT |
Wash it all Away |
Rata-tat-tat... ShwooshIt sneaks up out of nowhere, the music of the nightGiving soul to a barren desert, thirsting for lifeEnlightening the darkness in a blink of an eye
Wash it all away
Ra... Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:05:00 GMT |
Freedom is a shopping cart |
Can you smell that?The stench of deathIt's the whore's cuntand the wino's breathYou will not find sweet successonly the broken, the beaten,and the damnedand any one else who stoppedat less than their ... Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:59:00 GMT |
Ode to a god... |
I will never be Bukowski
I will never feel the love that he felt
I will never feel the hate that he felt
As much as he is a god to me
I only wish my words would sing
I'm drunk
Go fuck yourself Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 07:23:00 GMT |
What puts me in a homicidal rage... |
So, I spent most of my day helping a friend move today. Everything was pretty normal untill we stopped to smoke in the driveway. This guy in a truck pulls up and asked us if we lost a kid.... Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:29:00 GMT |
Lipstick lies and liquid courage |
I thought I was sane, atleast enough to fake it
yea... right
At the top of my lungs I scream it
I'M OUT OF CONTROL, OUT OF MY MIND, AND OUT OF BREATH!!!
Can you here me yet?
I tried to S-P-E-L-L it ou... Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:55:00 GMT |