Lisa profile picture

Lisa

I'm so much older than I can take

About Me

Ok, I'm a myspace conformist who's just self-righteous enough to join the online society of snobbery and REVOLUTION! Fine, I hate getting older, normality, pretentious people and the flu. I quit my grownup job and went back to school, hoping to re-open the ol' 401K someday. I love going out to breakfast and turning down talent scouts. This just in.....Nothing much has changed except much like Stevie Wonder, I too am overjoyed. Things are on the up and up as they say. By 'they' I mean people who say things like that. Maybe people who talk in cliches. I, on the otherhand, do not. I prefer to communicate through the dance. Infact, I rarely speak, rather, I do interpretive dances to correspond messages. Someone is typing this for me as I explain to them (through dance) what I want them to type. Yeah, I have a scribe. Always wanted one, really.

My Interests

Snowboarding, yoga, Vikings, Twins and Knickerbockers, pretty much all sports (EXCEPT Nascar), literature, cooking, Barnes, dancing, writing, singing, Mario Kart, cryptoquips, Bookmans, sudoku, wakeboarding, Dunkin Donuts coffee.

I'd like to meet:

Ricky Gervais, Eddie Vedder, Pam Oliver and more than likely not you

Music:

Pearl Jam, Keane, Dashboard, Postal Service, Death Cab, Mazzy Star, CCR, STP, Snow Patrol, Rusted Root, Dean Martin, Counting Crows, The Decemberists, Depeche Mode, The Strokes, The Shins, My Morning Jacket, Frente!, The Pixies, The Killers, Arcade Fire, Peter Bjorn and John, The Cure...................

Movies:

The Last Kiss, Reality Bites, Over the Top, Empire Records, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Singles, High Fidelity, Waking Life, Kill Bill, Love Actually, ROCKY I-V and Rocky Balboa, Anything with Jude Law, Hedwig and the Angry Inch.......

Television:

BBC's The Office, Arrested Development, Curb, Wheel of Fortune, The State, Family Guy, NFL, The Contender, Colbert Report, The Food Network...............fine and So You Think You Can Dance

Books:

On the Road, Kurt Vonnegut, David Foster Wallace, Elliot Perlman, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, anything that Webster puts out, currently reading textbooks :( PS. If you're reading Stephen King or anything in that genre, please refer to one of the books and/or authors above....

Heroes:

Rocky Balboa