Staying up late, reading the obituaries published in my hometown paper, searching for long lost friends online, drinking, doing speed, fake hair color, teasing my hair, bleaching my hair, coloring my hair unnatural colors, big hair, AquaNet hairspray, lots of hairspray, thrift shops, glitter, junk food, chocolate, Hawaiian pizza, cheese, kitsch, cosmopolitans, ritz crackers, string cheese, chocolate milk shakes, garlic, b-rated movies, Garbage Pail Kids, roller skates, roller derby, hot pink, plastic jewelry, horror, frozen dinners, diners in Jersey, juke boxes, old cameras, photography, home videos, infomercials, pedophiles, fruit, John Waters, faux fur, piercings, tattoos, zebra-strips and other animal prints, autopsies, crime-scene photos, fluorescent colors, neon lights, roller rinks, masturbating, perverts, photography, peanut butter and jelly sammiches, q-tips, desserts, lunch money, punk rock, grunge, glam metal, hair bands of the 80's, red lipstick, cowboy boots, vinyl, thrift stores, toy cameras, trailer parks, dildos, vibrators, blindfolds, handcuffs, leather belts, kinky drug-induced sex, dirty fantasies, Myspace, editing Myspace on meth, painting my nails, trying on clothes, walking around in my underwear, putting on makeup, comedy, hot pockets
Things I don't like
stuck up artists, drawing classes, insects in my house, maggots, racists, acne, bitches from THE VALLEY, boring lanscapes pictures, bunions, arrogance, violence, rapists, ignorance, vaginal discharge, people who keep their dogs on a chain in their front yard, running out of paper towels,
Crazy people. Creative people. Eccentric people. Social outcasts. Alcoholics. Drugs Addicts.
I ABSOLUTELY!!!! do not want to meet or reunite with people who weren't my friends in high school or middle school. If I wasn't friends with you then, it probably was because you were an asshole, stupid mother fucker who made fun of me or bullied others you labeled as "wierd".
I DO want to met the girls who I went to Camp Sequoia with so I can kick your ass. You were are horribly cruel, superficial cunts who ruined my self-esteem. I hate you.
Nirvana, The Gits, L7, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Linnzi Zaorski, Amy Winehouse, Mississippi John Hurt, Leadbelly, Tom Waits, Hole, Guns N Roses, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Slayer, Tool, Tech N9ne, Easy E, Joan Jett, The Slits, L7, Lunachicks, 2Pac, The Plasmatics, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Avail, Anti-Flag, Circle Jerks, Youth Brigade, X, The Dead Kennedys, The Dead Milkmen, Dag Nasty, Berlin, Husker Du, Notorious B.I.G, Misfits, The Ramones, Tool, Slaughterhouse Flies, NIN, Iron Maiden, Fugazi, System of A Down, Slipknot (i don't know if i spelled it right), Korn, Alice Donut
Comedians
Jim Carrey,
Brian Regan,
Dave Chappelle,
Andrew "dice" Clay,
Sacha Baron Cohen,
Chris Farley,
Jim Gaffigan,
Kathy Griffin,
Phil Hartman,
Bill Hicks,
Andy Kaufman,
Sam Kinison,
Sarah Silverman,
Lily Tomlin,
Chris Tucker,
Steven Wright,
Chris Rock,
Richard Pryor,
Woody Allen
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (not Big Top Pee Wee), Little Miss Sunshine, Being John Malkovitch, Polyester, It's A Dirty Shame, Pecker, Pink Flamingos, Female Troube, (PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING BY JOHN WATTERS), Texas Chainsaw Massacre, National Lampoon's Summer and European Vacation, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Cable Guy, Memento, Sid & Nancy, The Great Rock and Roll Swindle, Nightmare on Elm Street, Sin City, The Following, American Beauty, American History X, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill Vol.I and II, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Toxic Avenger, Seven, SAW, Hostel, Requiem For A Dream, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Scarface, Godfather part I and II., Welcome to the Dollhouse, Run Lola Run, Little Shop of Horrors, Taxi, Pretator, Clueless, 40-year Old Virgin, Legend, Casino, Goodfellas, Rocky, Secretary, Heathers, Animal House, The Muppets Take Manhatten, The Goonies, Splash, The Money Pit
Cheaters, anything exposing celebrities in compromising positions, Blind Date, Elimidate, MAD TV, Conan, Forensic Files, anything off of the Crime and Investigation channel, Animal Cops, reality tv shows, makeover shows, Crank Yankers, Price is Right, Celebreality shows, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, VH1, You Can't Do That On Television, PeeWee's Playhouse, RENO 911, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dominique Dunn: Power, Privelege, and Justice,
The Toycam Handbook, The Secret Lives of Men and Women,PostSecret, The Alphabet of Monsters, Cunt, Catcher In The Rye, The Hungry Hungry Catapiller, Generation X,Shampoo Planet, Lost Souls, American Gods, And I Don't Want To Live This Life Anymore, Neverwhere, true crime, biographies, photography, political satire, human rights, animal welfare, DIY, self help books
molly ivins. woody allen. charlotte perkins. susan b anthony. betty friedan. frida kahlo. martin scorcese. mother teresa. gandhi. dotsoyevsky. salvador dali. shakespear. alfred hitchcock. edgar allen poe. john waters. quentin tarantino. edward weston. kurt cobain. mia zapata. layne staley. courtney love. pee-wee herman.
I am inspired by any artist and intellectual that enhances the beauty of the world. or challenges the status quo.
Artists
Spinestealer , Mark Ryden ,Ugly Shyla