ello im martyn! i left uni to follow a carear in gym/personal training as it is my utter passion. im obsessed with training at the gym, try to train around 5 days a week. i also play guitar and would love to be in a band again. love most kinds of music from nile to david guetta. Im single as always but i dont really think that much about it. i dont like watford or going to clubs and bars and i dont like drinking, so i would assume to the majority of people my age im a pretty boring fucker but ah well what a shame.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: martyn burrows
Birthday: 11/07/87
Birthplace: watford general
Current Location: my room
Eye Color: black!!!!
Hair Color: shaved head
Height: taller than a smurf but shorter than a pylon
Right Handed or Left Handed: very right handed
Your Heritage: human
The Shoes You Wore Today: i didnt wear shoes, i wore squirrel skins
Your Weakness: my left leg
Your Fears: snakes on a plane!
Your Perfect Pizza: a yummy one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: achieved my goals for this year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "wanna see a picture of my ass?"
Thoughts First Waking Up: BBLLLAAAAHHHHH
Your Best Physical Feature: my trapezius
Your Bedtime: 9pm
Your Most Missed Memory: deceased pets (maxy)
Pepsi or Coke: meh
MacDonalds or Burger King: meh
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ?
Chocolate or Vanilla: i dont really eat vanilla often to be honest
Cappuccino or Coffee: yum for both
Do you Smoke: only when im on fire
Do you Swear: only when im on fire
Do you Sing: "no no no, i do not sing in the anglesea - why would i sing? - for can't you see? i cannot sing!"
Do you Shower Daily: I only wash after ive killed
Have you Been in Love: certainly not
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: yes, then i want a divorce. stupid bitch!
Do you belive in yourself: belive?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no i dont
Do you think you are Attractive: na, i like women
Are you a Health Freak: can be
Do you get along with your Parents: certainly do
Do you like Thunderstorms: why would i?
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: in small amounts
In the past month have you Smoked: again, the other day when i dipped myself in lighter fluid and put my face over the stove
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only crystal meth
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a date? what is this date thing?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i think you mean shopping center, fucking americans
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i did buy the ones covered in white chocolate once, they were yummalicious
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but that does sound tempting
In the past month have you been on Stage: i was in a dutch sex show the other night
In the past month have you been Dumped: not a chance
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: na, but i did dangle my knob in a trifle
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, your soul!
Ever been Drunk: long long ago
Ever been called a Tease: no, ever been called a wanker?
Ever been Beaten up: sadly, yes
Ever Shoplifted: na, they're slightly too heavy
How do you want to Die: i dont really
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i thought i had grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: the land of oz
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: fucking fat
Best Clothing Style: what?
Number of Drugs I have taken: not many
Number of CDs I own: countless
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all the times i have made a tit out myself, which would probably amount to half my life
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