Hello everyone...How you livin boo? Thanks for caring enough about me to sit down and read my lil thingy here. So I am 24 and live in Fort Lauderdale, but you probably already knew that. I am actor slash dumb ass who does improv with a group called Live Humans out of Miami. Not to TOOT my own horn, but we are the funniest things since sliced bread on a rainy night in a Ukranian Ghetto. Check my link to Live Humans for a list of shows(I'll let you in free...well if I like you I'll let you in free).My dream in life is to become a cast member on Saturday Night Live. There I said it, it's out of the bag. I am most likely going to end up broke and bitter but Its gonna take a while because I have a lot of ambition. (insert disclaimer in this portion of my 'about me' as I used to have a joke about using methamphetamins, which some people took literal. For the record I am vehimently against the use of drugs....unless they alliviate your mood). But on a more serious note I really want to find my real father, so if anyone knows a guy named lenny who visted the sperm bank of America in Syracuse NY on june 7th 1983 please let me know. thanks. I am really nice to everybody, unless they are not nice to me and then I am still nice but not as nice as i would have been, had they not been so not nice to me. I think that all wars should stop and everyone should exchange hugs instead of bullets, or maybe cookies....yeah cookies. If everyone in the world was relaxed and not so uptight about what their neighbor was doing I think the world would be a lot better off. A wise man once asked me an intriguing question: "Why don't ducks live next to bread factories? I would if I were a duck". That question has stumped some of the greatest minds in the history of the world from Plato to Da Vinci to Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. That is the question that I will leave you with,and when you are able to answer it or catch a fly with chopsticks, climb mount Arrarat and I will be there waiting with some cookies and a smile. Have a wonderful day, and make someone happy. WALK IT OUT FOSSE
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