hamdog

hey my name is dwayne, my friends call hamdog (short for hamdoggy doginson) hammy, mutton gun. but i have also been called names like dickhead, idoit, and wanker so yeah call me whatever tickles your fancy. i'm a tolga a brolga by heart but i represent A-TOWN in everything thing that is worth doing. i'm just a boi that has 3 brothers a muma and a papa that is from up in the sticks, up in the hills behind cairns somewhere between the middle of no where and shits creek. i used on a farm that has cows on it and fuck all else.. recently i moved to tville for reasons that i can not disclose with out risking the intergrity of the secret mission that i am on.. not much too me but getting drunk when ever i feel like.. i lived in A-town the coolest place on earth for the majority of my life and i wouldnt have wanted to grow up any where else.. to bad i was forced to move to tville..i like to think that i'm a pretty hard core type of kid well more like i try to be hard core. a good example of my efforts ended with me in a hospital bed for a week with a broken neck not much fun.. but i least i can say that i have broken my neck not many other ppl can say that. lol but i do recommend that you DON'T DO IT EVER TRY IT. cause i know from personal experience its not all thats its cracked up to be. altho it does make you appreciate life just that little bit more..any cant stand people who point out the obvious all the time(cause thats my job). i'm a pretty relaxed type of kid that is in between periods of hypoactivity and hardcoreness, but when i'm not hypo i'm usually pretty dang lazy. i think that waking up is the hardest thing that a man could ever do cause seriously why would you want to leave a world where every thing goes and works out the way you want it, to a place where even breathing gets you in trouble..but yeah drop us a line if your bored and have nothin better to do cause its more then likely that i'll probly have nothing to do either lol..oh and i like romantic walks on the beach and slow dancing with ya mum. lol....not