Brian profile picture

Brian

Heroin and a shotgun, a hero is made.

About Me

I don't like anyone until they prove themselves to not be complete fucking morons, and that kinda limits how social I usually am. I like to play in the dirt, sand, mud, and with all different kindsa rocks. I generally have no idea what the fuck is going on, mostly because I'm drunk, but sometimes when I'm sober, too. Like Heroin Bob, I read into things too much sometimes and crazify myself, but I get over it kinda quickly. I dig diggin', and that's all you need to know.

My Interests

Steak, beer, rocks, skinning gophers, and commemorative Elvis plates

I'd like to meet:

Buddha, the creator of Wild Turkey 101, Olaf Tryggvasson (so I could stab his fucking eyes out), and Cuchullainn.

Music:

Clutch, older DKM, older Rancid, Flogging Molly, The Crown, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, The Ramones, Hatebreed, White Zombie, Op Ivy, Nirvana, Against All Authority, Cannibal Corpse, Bob Marley, Dying Fetus, Carcass, Sepultura, SOD, The Misfits, random bluegrass, Nile, In Flames, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, David Allan Coe, Sublime, NWA, Cypress Hill, Southern Culture on the Skids, The Reverend Horton Heat, Buju Banton, West by God, Earth Crisis, Otis Redding, The Stones, George Clinton & P-funk, Gypsy Kings, Pink Floyd, Burning Spear, Sick of it All, Tool, Bob Dylan, Bad Brains, Rage, George Thorogood, Yonder Mountain String Band, Manu Chao, Slightly Stoopid, Skullfucker, Hank Williams III, Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, Frank Sinatra, Paul Butterfield Blues Band, etc.

Movies:

Patton, Dr. Strangelove, Evil Dead Trilogy, B Horror Movies, The Big Lebowski, Zombie movies of all shapes and sizes, Kevin Smith dealios (for the most part), and shitty Science Fiction/Fantasy movies

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Football

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Tolkien, George R. R. Martin, Preacher, JTHM, Squee, The Maxx, Viking sagas, Clark Ashton Smith, Terry Goodkind, John Nichols, Hunter S. Thompson, Still Life with Woodpecker

Heroes:

Carl, Mr. T, Bender, Jim Beam