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About Me

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My Interests

Basically, I like to shoot crazy non-CA legal guns, mess with fast crazy women that are bad for me, live well beyond my means and play catch up on my credit card. I am not the kind of person who thinks things through. I am not easy to get along with. I will rub you the wrong way. If you don't already know, I will change my phone number sporadically. Clinical type shit. Other than that, I'm really easy going and cool to know. Ask me for the hook up, and I'll hook it up. Later Alligators. .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

markass marks, trickass marks, punk bitches, and skip skaps, skanks, and scallywags...hoes, heffers, he ha's, and hulyhoops.

Music:

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Movies:

"Inside Lydia's Ass", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "Body Double." Over and over again. (NETFLIX) BLU-RAY

Television:

Really, I don't get to watch too much TV, but I got the PHAT Satellite hooked up with all the channels turned on. (Porn, PPV, what up?)...Dexter (on Showtime. Check out the book, too). The History Channel. Sopranos. Dog the Bounty Hunter. The family of ESPN Networks. Always South Park. I'll fuck your ass up at Jeopardy!

Books:

Bret Easton Ellis. Cormac McCarthy. Chuck Palahniuk. Jeff Lindsay. Douglas Coupland. Irvine Welsh. HP Lovecraft. Algernon Blackwood. Ambrose Bierce. William S. Burroughs. James Ellroy. Thomas Harris. Joseph Heller. Ernest Hemingway. Jack Kerouac. Elmore Leonard. Jay McInerney. Walter Mosley. Mario Puzo. Thomas Pynchon. Ayn Rand. J. D. Salinger. Walter Tevis. Mark Twain. Kurt Vonnegut. Tom Wolfe. The Jolly Roger Cookbook. Zoobooks. Fantasy Football magazines on the Shitter...

Heroes:

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My Blog

Imma sign your piddy onna runny kine....

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Posted by Andy Edling on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:29:00 PST

This is why I go to the gym:

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Posted by Andy Edling on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:23:00 PST

My weekend was pretty crazy. OJ is synergistic

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Posted by Andy Edling on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:43:00 PST

Would you like a lick of my caramels?

It'll make you hyper, it'll put a little jump in your step... Sugar makes you jump like this, it make you jump like this....Sugar makes you go go go. Sugar makes you go go go..... width="425" height="...
Posted by Andy Edling on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:08:00 PST

Enjoy!

RHODE ISLAND JOHNNY CAKES 1 c. Johnny cake meal or cornmeal1/2 tsp. salt1 level tsp. sugar (optional)1 1/3 c. boiling waterPour water over meal, salt and sugar. Mix well. Thin down with milk to consi...
Posted by Andy Edling on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:32:00 PST

Anybody that tells you "Money is the root of all Evil" dosen't fucking have any.....

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Posted by Andy Edling on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:36:00 PST

Let's Rock.....

Starting right now.....Shit is gonna go crazy. Tonite I'm at Johnny's/Blue Cafe for the Combovers. Tommorrow Ziggens play at BC. Saturday is Dipiazza's for Smart Patrol. I got my dance card filling up...
Posted by Andy Edling on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:04:00 PST

Deep Thoughts

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the t...
Posted by Andy Edling on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 03:27:00 PST

School of Athens

I have inserted a detail of the painting "School of Athens", by Raphael, below, because I am continually amazed at the brilliance of the painting. The detail depicts Plato and Aristotle walking under ...
Posted by Andy Edling on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST

Baby please don't go...Please...baby....

Baby, please don't goBaby, please don't goBaby, please don't goDown to new orleansYou know I love you soBaby please don't goBaby, your mind done goneWell, your mind done goneWell, your mind done goneL...
Posted by Andy Edling on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 03:01:00 PST