You Look Like Da Playahata Who Sold Me Dis Shit!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kiwi Balls
Birthday: I aint tellin u muthafuckas
Birthplace: They call it a Mine, a MINE!
Current Location: Grand Theft Auto: Cheetham Hill
Eye Color: Fuck knows man
Hair Color: Brown NOT Black u blind bastards
Height: Wanna be 6ft but it aint happenin
Right Handed or Left Handed: Francesca has a BIG ass ??????
Your Heritage: 2 words: Big nose
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fake airmax from Bury New road
Your Weakness: Lack of vocabulary
Your Fears: Robert pooks weight after a nite out
Your Perfect Pizza: Jack Fellows gettin turned down
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make sure jack fellows doesn't get laid
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Muthafucka straight up
Thoughts First Waking Up: I got kicked out of a fake clothes shop!
Your Best Physical Feature: Big Nose + Small Ears = Ugly Fucka
Your Bedtime: Wish it was 8 for buzz init
Your Most Missed Memory: Old friends an shit man
Pepsi or Coke: Both brown so no thanks
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both 4 bitch boys
Single or Group Dates: Man, u cum straight out of a comic book!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nyle ISNT gay.......
Chocolate or Vanilla: I take brown ova white anyday
Cappuccino or Coffee: Say Jim, That's a BAADD outfit
Do you Smoke: Nah coz i seen sum guy fall dead on the spot from smokin
Do you Swear: Nah its not appropriate in today's society
Do you Sing: Fuck ye, enough times
Do you Shower Daily: Consider the fact i associate with asians......
Have you Been in Love: Not takin the piss actually, i think so i have been u no
Do you want to go to College: Nah man, them fuck ups kicked me out 4 a day
Do you want to get Married: English Muthafucka! Do u speak it??!?!
Do you belive in yourself: You've been into farmer maggot's Crop!!!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Robert pook ALWAYS takes up 3/4 of any pic he's in
Do you think you are Attractive: Big Nose + Small Ears = Ugly Fucka
Are you a Health Freak: Are u listenin rob, ben.....
Do you get along with your Parents: POTATOES..... Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuckin rough
Do you play an Instrument: Cum on man, I gots 5 kids 2 feed!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Who the fuck is u ******
In the past month have you Smoked: You're my opponent, is this a joke?!?!?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: U jus have 2 listen 2 me shout like a muthabitch
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Let him go, or I'll have u longshanks!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Chris Stainton's mum on bread
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Happy Hanukah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: The power of the force my friend
In the past month have you been on Stage: Jack fellows fell over in front of this girl in the gym once u no
In the past month have you been Dumped: "Yo wot bout ure wife!!!!" " ****** fuck my wife"
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Ben houghton eats for 5 people
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'll be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an Elf!
Ever been Drunk: Ryan mccann is so fast he can run around the world an punch himself in the back of the head
Ever been called a Tease: U been smokin them big asian bongs brov
Ever been Beaten up: Nah i run away like a bitch
Ever Shoplifted: Oy, dnt transgress the limits
How do you want to Die: Safe in the knowledge that robert pook did manage to get liposuction
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Point and laugh at jack fellows 4 still being a virgin
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan all the way son
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I dont do " In a Boy/Girl..."
Favourite Hair Color: Paki's r Us
Short or Long Hair: I repeat Nyle ISNT gay... nah i luv this guy man
Height: Who the hell!?!?!?
Weight: As lard arsed as they cum
Best Clothing Style: Piece of advice: dont throw ure work out of a window
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2nd Piece of advice: never trust a paki
Number of CDs I own: I'm a jedi..... I know I'm better than this
Number of Piercings: Travellin through hyperspace ain't like dustin crops muthafucka!
Number of Tattoos: Kapeesh?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Enough shit son
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