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About Me


♥"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can."♥
-- Danny Kaye

I'm not the girl next door. I'm not who you want me to be. I have a mind. I speak my mind. I believe in love, I believe in respect. Love yourself, respect yourself. Pass it on. I'm loud, I smile, I laugh and I don't have regrets. I don't make excuses, but I make mistakes. I sing and dance like nobody's watching. I'm Heather, nice to meet you...

My Interests



Things I love...
Fast cars, animals, Jamaica, infomercials/paid programming, Criss Angel, drunk friends, abstract ART, MUSIC, flea markets, sweet tea, smoking cigarettes, dancing, my cat, my man, shopping, laughing at absolutely nothing, having a good time and kicking ass in general... I also looove Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol and Jean Michel Basquiat...if you don't know these people, Google that shit!

I'd like to meet:


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Music:



Random as I am...that's all I can say about my music

Movies:

SCARFACE! Domino, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, The House of Yes, Match Point, Reservoir Dogs, Almost Famous, Moulin Rouge, Velvet Goldmine, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Mallrats (all the Kevin Smith movies), Clockwork Orange, V for Vendetta, Gone in 60 Seconds and all of Fast and Furious movies...pretty much any movie with fast cars and shit blowing up....and anything with Norma Jean : )

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Chapelle, The L Word, Mind Freak...and of course, RENO 911!! I have to admit I am addicted to the Girls Next Door and a show called Big Love on HBO...don't hate.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Secret Life of Salvador Dali, Cruel Shoes, To Kill a Mockingbird, Magical Mystery Tour: My Life with the Beatles

Heroes:

I recently decided to just be my own hero...

My Blog

Tombstone

I love Tombstone...that's about itSome cool person at youtube made this video..... width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by °o.O (¯`·._.·[Heather]·._.·´¯) O.o° on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:56:00 PST

Taco Bell, you do me wrong...

So Mike and I were getting some TB around 9:30 last night and some stupid biatch in front of us decides she isn't hungry.  Like most people, you and I would probably just drive through if we chan...
Posted by °o.O (¯`·._.·[Heather]·._.·´¯) O.o° on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:50:00 PST

If you enjoy crystal meth...don't read this

If you enjoy crystal meth...fuck you. Sorry :) Well, well, well. Just in case you ever need Claritin-D at 2 am, don't plan on buying the shit without your driver's license. Oh no, because it is MORE ...
Posted by °o.O (¯`·._.·[Heather]·._.·´¯) O.o° on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

Ahhh, L-O-V-E!

I love love love Carey Michael Morrow. We've had some ups and a shit-load of  downs, but we're here...and alive! I just wanted to give credit where credit is due, not just to him...but to my bad-...
Posted by °o.O (¯`·._.·[Heather]·._.·´¯) O.o° on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:16:00 PST

Another Survey

Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About YouThe Basic StuffName?:Heather Age?:20 Height?:5'7" Weight?:ugh...we shant go there Birthday?:7-1-86 Birthplace?:Humble Current Location?:Bryan School/Grad...
Posted by °o.O (¯`·._.·[Heather]·._.·´¯) O.o° on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:58:00 PST

Does your chain hang low?

So I thought it was about time to add a new blog... and they are so much fun to write when you've been drinking (eh, Dana?). We just got back from Olive Garden...they don't card me for some reason, bl...
Posted by °o.O (¯`·._.·[Heather]·._.·´¯) O.o° on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:55:00 PST

Whatever pops in your head...

Body: type whatever comes to your mind.1. Cigarettes: theraputic2. Sex: yes, please3. Relationships: more trouble than they're worth4. Your Last EX: stalker5. Power Rangers: elementary school6. Mariju...
Posted by °o.O (¯`·._.·[Heather]·._.·´¯) O.o° on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:13:00 PST

Just letting my mind run wild...

Well, today was a good day, even though it started out kinda weird. Dana and I went to Daniel and Matty's last night to drink beer and discuss life and we ended up spending the night. Woke up this mor...
Posted by °o.O (¯`·._.·[Heather]·._.·´¯) O.o° on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:49:00 PST

How old were u when u first.........?

How old were you when you......fell in love - really, about 17lost someone close to you - 9 (Mrs. White, my English/Science teacher)drank alcohol - I am gonna say 15, not sure smoked weed - lol, weed....
Posted by °o.O (¯`·._.·[Heather]·._.·´¯) O.o° on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:51:00 PST

Hehehehe, there's a boy band on my profile

HAHAHA! I am not ashamed...YES, the song on my profile is by Five or 5ive! They were the shit in jr. high, forget effing 'N Sync or whatever. For me and Dana, it was all about the British bands. Rock ...
Posted by °o.O (¯`·._.·[Heather]·._.·´¯) O.o° on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:53:00 PST