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CHRISTIAN!!

About Me

If only every movie had fight scenes like these...See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Godzilla, and the black night.

Music:

LESS THAN JAKE, hatebreed, it dies today, SOULFLY, busta rhymes, DEAD KENNEDYs!, sepultura, taproot, FLOGGING MOLLY, the vandals, DRY KILL LOGIC, voodoo glow skulls, TOOL, the chemical brothers, atreyu, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, the prodigy, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, nofx, LED ZEPPLIN, lostprophets, killswitch engage, godsmack, disturbed, beastie boys, THE OFFSPRING, cake,

Movies:

monty python, pulp fiction, dumb and dumber, ace ventura pet detective, anything with jackie chan, bruce less, jet li, or chow yun fat, terminator 2, aliens, cky, jackass,

Television:

mxc, modern marvels, squa teen hunger force, myth busters, dirty jobs, harvey birdman, venture brothers, alot of other crap i can't remember right now.

Books:

alot of stuff by bernard cornewell. i used to read goosebumps when i was little.

Heroes:

my dad

My Blog

How’s your mother?

Oh she's fine, she's tired from fucking my father. Oh, and The Departed. Also an amazingly glorious movie. Team America: World Police. Yeah, kinda sucks. I watched that again about a week ago. The sh...
Posted by CHRISTIAN!! on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:09:00 PST

May you spend half an hour in heaven...

Before the Devil Knows Your Dead Good freakin' movie. Not a feel good movie in any way shape or form. But god damn, I said god damn, it's awesome. Phillip Seymour Hoffman, has that guy ever acted poor...
Posted by CHRISTIAN!! on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:41:00 PST

Jebus

So I went for a run after paying for my Jeep at the repair place. I was a little frustrated with the amount I had to pay. So I went for a good long run. Then took my jeep back along the route I had ta...
Posted by CHRISTIAN!! on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:28:00 PST

Hamstrung

So my mother fucking jeep broke down again. And there's no internet at home. I feel completly and utterly useless in all things.
Posted by CHRISTIAN!! on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:46:00 PST

Chasing Thunder Bolts

Summer thunder storms are awesome. The sounds were just like the ones you hear in the movies. We were all expecting to see an old man with stringy long white hair knock at the door while we were watch...
Posted by CHRISTIAN!! on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:16:00 PST

BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS!

Holly sweet fancey moses. http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/index.xml Pull down my pants, spank my ass, and call me Charlie. ...
Posted by CHRISTIAN!! on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:55:00 PST

Rex Kwon Do

184 today, teetering between 184 and 183. Man what a good feeling that is. That is offically 20lbs since I started working at Chown.
Posted by CHRISTIAN!! on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:07:00 PST

Legos dude, Legos.

This is cool. Legos made up like 75% of my toys while I grew up. http://www.flickr.com/photos/balakov/sets/72157602602191858/ ...
Posted by CHRISTIAN!! on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:26:00 PST

Dads day

Good fathers day. Mom was in the hospital again on wednesday.
Posted by CHRISTIAN!! on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:41:00 PST

bleh

she had to be shocked 3 times before they could get her heart beating regularly again. fuck fuck fuck. what if it becomes iregular again but she's asleep and doesn't even know it's happening. i'm so f...
Posted by CHRISTIAN!! on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:18:00 PST