Faithless - Insomnia
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My Ideal Person:
I am looking for a girl that loves to laugh. a girl that is just a blast to be around.
i have a few stipulations that a girl should fit into. here they are:
a girl that can swim under water with her eyes open.
a girl that can do the robot.
a girl that farts in her sleep and acts like she didn.."t.
a girl that can do wheelies on a old ten speed bike.
a girl who has atleast 13 traffic violations.
a girl that can beat robert downy jr in a foot race.
a girl that does not have .."looking for new things.." in her profile.
a girl that wants to make some sweet mola with uncle rico.
a girl that understands the genius of stewie griffin.
a girl with more than 4 teeth and less than 12 tattoos.
a girl with one boob bigger than the other.
a girl that is wearing a court ordered ankle bracelet.
a girl that goes out in cold weather and her nipples do NOT get hard.
a girl that is not afraid to eat pop rocks and soda at the same time.
a girl that is between 3.."6.." and 7 feet tall and weighs between 84 and 426 pounds.
if you fit everything in my profile i might be willing to meet you on the last tuesday of march in any given leap year.