In 2505, me and my Vice President, Not Sure, fixed all America's problems by putting toilet water on crops. All y'all can chill out now, we got all the french fries and burrito covers we'll EVER need!Since my term as President of America ended, I been trainin' to win my 6th Ultimate Smackdown championship and doin' some commericals for Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator.
