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I'm not ignoring you, I'm in the zone baby

About Me

Height:6-3" Weight:220 lbs Body fat:9%(very proud of that) *Talented song writer *Stand-up comedy I'm halarious. Nuff said!!!!!!!! *Have won numerous comedy competitions. * Been robbed numerous times also but it's only made me better that's just the nature of the beast. *Opened for Elvis at the moose lodge(seriously my agent is so fired)

Kato Trailer
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who can help me quit my day job.The Corporate world blows. Fellow industry professionals.Scareface,Halle Berry. Mike Tyson, Russell Simmons,P Diddy,Dr. Dre, Ice Cube,Halle Berry,Tupac(I'm still in denial)The guy who stole my barbeque grill, Ed Mcmahon(break bread dawg) Halle Berry.

My Blog

Bell Entertainment Tazz YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cctvg4vGc58 My partner Tazz Washington on the drums. Ya'll need to check him out.
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 19:22:00 GMT

Rolyn Lewis performs stand-up comedy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVgtQSjqBw0
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 09:06:00 GMT

To whom it may concern

I want a divorce is what I'd say if we were married If communications the key we're locked out it's kind of scary I must come clean my life's not how I invisioned it Back when I used to dream a nightm...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 18:19:00 GMT

PEACE

Lets get one thing straight I never called you a hoe I simply asked why you borrowed her clothes As opposed to dressing more lady like It's not like you work late at night We got all day to fight How ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:54:00 GMT

Special

when I was a kid I heard my dad talk to my motherSaying how he wished I was more tough like my brothersYears later I'm still not who this world expects me to beWhen I show up not always who your expec...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:28:00 GMT

The gift

Only God can judge me but I'm judged on a daily basis by many different races some hide their faces What's the basis for hatred if  life's what we make it I can't return hatred and let it cost me...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:11:00 GMT

Never say goodbye

I thought my tears were dried but it appears I lied When my little partner died I simply started to cry Short in size heart as big as the sky There's not a day that goes by I don't ask why I hate ac...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 15:17:00 GMT

Immortal

I prayed to the lord don't  take her from me  Give her another day to awake from her sleep  Then I thought about my prayer to the lord I asked myself who am I praying for  So now ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:38:00 GMT