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*SaNtOs* *Im all jacked up on Mountain Dew!!*

Welcome to Thunder Dome Bitches!!!!

About Me

Hello and welcome to the "About Me" section of my profile. Here you will learn a myriad of things about Lance (Me)and what makes me "Tick". I'm married to my B-E-A-UTIFUL wife Stephanie, I enjoy many things: Long walks on the beach,really thin pancakes,rum,PAINTBALL,and punching whales in the face. I am the kind of person who doesn't care what anyone else thinks (Except for mi familia of course..and a select few others **Cough** **Cough ** Wifey) and will do most anything if I think I can make someone laugh. I hope that everyone who atleast looks at some of my pics and videos gets a laugh and if you do please comment! Love you all! PEACE I'M OUT! Myspace Sports layouts

My Interests

Mmmm...well...lets see...I LOVE LAMP!! No seriously...I love paintball, it seems like its taking up more and more of my time and I love every second of it! XBOX 360 possibly the greatest gaming console ever invented. PSP and Nintendo DS are FRICKIN AWESOME! Cars,Bikes...anything that goes above 160 mph. Not most Germans (You select few know who you are and have received pamphlets on how to best know "Lance"). Alcohol,cards,pool,dancing...these are a few of my favorite things...*Cues Sound of Music*

I'd like to meet:

EVERY POKEMON EVER! Vince Vaughn, Meatwad, Peter Griffin,Master Chief, Bungie, Bill Gates,Jack Black, and the guy who stole my 20 dollars(you bastard you know who you are! I'll find you!).....+ others I dont feel like listing...

Music:

Little bit a dis...little bit of dat...

Movies:

Old School, ANY Aquateen/Family Guy, Wedding Crashers, Beerfest, Guyver Bio-Booster Armor, Ong-Bak, The Protector, Full Metal Alchemist, Robot Chicken, Sin City, In to the Blue, Fantastic Four, Benchwarmers, Nacho Libre, Gundam Seed, Ballad Of Ricky Bobby, etc.

Television:

T.V.= America's Greatest Past-time! Move over baseball! Get out of the way Foosball! Cuz here comes TELEVISION!!!! I LOVE TELEVISION!!!

Books:

O Books! I love to Read!!!..ok not all books but I love Fantasy and Fiction. DRAGONLANCE/FORGOTTEN REALMS/WORLD OF WARCRAFT/ COMICS/ GRAPHIC NOVELS FTW!!!! NEVER DEAD NED ROX UR SOX OFF!!!

Heroes:

Master Chief, Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin.....ya...so what if half of em arent real? Wanna fight about it? ....I'm jus kiddin I love u guys too. O and my younger brothers but especially Alex who is doing everything I wasnt mature enough to when I should have been. I love ya bro!