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Chopblock!

My other hook is a CHAINSAW!

About Me

Click here to visit my YouTube page, because I can't get myspace videos to work.Here is my latest short film. An intentionally bad foreign film parody for great pleasure. Is good and full of YES.
You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Pinhead


70%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Leatherface


55%

Michael Myers


55%

Jigsaw


55%

Candyman


50%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Captain Spaulding


15%

Buffalo Bill


15%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Interests

Filmmaking, Movies (all types...horror is my fave though), Video Games, Computers, Bike Riding, Camping, Photography, Acting, Theater, Writing, Music, and probably some other shit i forgot.

I'd like to meet:


Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, George A. Romero, Tom Savini, Serj Tankian, Doug Bradley, Robert Englund, Peter Jackson, Steve Oedekerk, Your Momand a shit load of others.

Music:

I'll give anything a listen-to if someone asks, but mostly I listen to punk, metal, and alt-rock.Anything that mixes various things together to create a new, unique blend or style of music I like to check out as well.

Movies:

Some of my Favorite Flicks: The Evil Dead, The Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Lord of the Rings, Hellraiser, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Dead Alive, The Devil's Rejects, Wishmaster, Star Wars (the original trilogy), The Matrix Trilogy, American History X, The Crow, A Nightmare on Elm Street (all), Highlander, Halloween, Mystery Men, The Boondock Saints, Equilibrium, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, From Dusk Til Dawn, Desperado, Sin City, X-Men 2, Battle Royale,

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, 28 Days Later, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead (2004 Remake), Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead,

The Goonies, Indiana Jones (all), The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Kung-Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Robocop, Sleepy Hollow, Poltergeist, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The Adams Family, The Adams Family Values, Super Troopers, and a bajillion others. Another case of "blank mind" disorder when it comes to lists of shit i like.

Television:

I don't watch much, but this is what I do watch: Rescue Me, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab: 2021, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, South Park, The Simpsons, The Venture Brothers, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Cowboy Beebop, Excel Saga

Books:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cpt. Jimmy Chopblock
Birthday: April 17, 1986
Birthplace: Philly, PA
Current Location: Telford, PA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11'' (last time i checked was a few years back...probably changed a bit)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian/Irish, German, Heinz 57
The Shoes You Wore Today: The kind that you put your feet in.
Your Weakness: Not sure
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese and pepperoni!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a really good job or at least do really good in school; getting a girlfriend would be cool too
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "hmm", "ah", "oh well", "haha"
Thoughts First Waking Up: ACK!
Your Best Physical Feature: My MANLY pelvis! FOR THRUSTING! OHHH YEAAAHH!
Your Bedtime: No reason to wake up at any time next day: When I pass out. Otherwise: usually around 12, 1 or 2
Your Most Missed Memory: I dunno
Pepsi or Coke: They're all the same to me
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: whichever. I've only ever been on single though
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Whichever
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like both!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: HELLS FUCKIN' YES!
Do you Sing: All the time....usually when no one's around haha
Do you Shower Daily: noooo not at ALL..... *sarcasm*
Have you Been in Love: Once
Do you want to go to College: Currently in college
Do you want to get Married: Perhaps someday, if I'm with the right girl
Do you belive in yourself: Eh...sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: I don't think I do
Do you think you are Attractive: not really.
Are you a Health Freak: I can be sometimes, I guess.
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: FUCK YEAH
Do you play an Instrument: I know a little bit of keyboard
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: When I was younger I suppose I could have been considered "accessory to"
How do you want to Die: While defeating the armies of doom with my CHAINSAW OF JUSTICE! BUZZZZZZZZZZZ
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Film maker
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Scotland, Germany, Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't Matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't Matter (though I like hair that's dyed interesting colors)
Short or Long Hair: Whichever
Height: Shorter than me, but doesn't particularly matter a whole lot
Weight: Meh, don't really care. As long as you're not like...morbidly obese
Best Clothing Style: Whatever makes you comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: Z-Z-Z-Z-ZERO!
Number of CDs I own: A bunch
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0...for now...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: =PLOOP=
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Heroes:



My Blog

Girlfriend Application (these seem to be the rage! hah...Lets see if anyone actually does it)

Girlfriend application_fill out Fill OuT :)1.) Name - 2.) Hair/Eye Color -3.) Height - 4.) Location - 5.) Favorite Band - 6.) Favorite Movie -7.) Favorite Food -8.) Favorite Song -9.) Do You Sm...
Posted by Chopblock! on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:44:00 PST

I HAST RETURNED

Back from Monster-Mania 4. Had a fucking awesome time.  I unfortunately didn't have the cash to get any autographs, and I ended up getting an 85 dollar parking ticket, but whatever. I ended up ...
Posted by Chopblock! on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 08:14:00 PST

Monster-Mania 4, Baby!

Just got my room booked for the Monster-Mania 4 convention in New Jersey yesterday.  Can't.  Fucking.  Wait. Gonna be my first convention ever, and from the looks of things it's going ...
Posted by Chopblock! on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 05:53:00 PST