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Garnet Joyce

Love is very deep; sex only has to go a few inches

About Me


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I'm very playful (I love cartoons, toystores, and amusement parks), honest, sarcastic, loyal, generous, intelligent, and a bleeding heart liberal. I'm an internet junkie, I love italian food, I like to drink and act like an idiot with my friends, I love to laugh, I'm a total nympho, I eat meat although most of my diet consists of pasta (the anti atkins diet), I love my friends more than anything else in the world even more than cartoons, I know nothing about popculture, I hate getting parking tickets, I don't like scenesters although I think they're cute, I'm a bit of an outcast but prefer it that way, I am a Chicago native and have lived here all my life except for the 6 months I lived in Maui. I'm not femme OR butch and I identify as queer. Bisexual was the closest label myspace had.
I do not talk to people under the age of 18 because I am a nude model. Also if you want to friend me you will have to actually have a conversation with me first. This does not include you just telling me how hot i am and that you want to do me. Also do not message me if you have a picture of your car in your profile.

My Interests

photography, sex, sexuality, gender, cartoons, adult swim, queer, gay rights, queer theory, politics, socialism, activism, music, jazz, blues, classic rock, electronic, booze, alcohol, vodka, bars, food, irish men, men, boys, women, girls, hispanic girls, the female booty, books, reading, movies, comedy, toys, cats, Chicago, Evanston, Logan Square, Edgewater, blue line, red line, genderqueers, gender play, martinis,

I'd like to meet:

People who like doing things besides going to bars. People who are open minded and like to laugh. Cute girls with big round booties. Computer geeks.

Music:

Genres always just confuse me since I'm never really sure what fits where so instead I will just list some singers/bands/djs that i like. Poe, Esthero, Lords of Acid, The Doors, Cheap Trick, Quiet Riot, The Cramps, The Snaggs, Portishead, Misfits, Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Louis Armstrong, Basement Jaxx, Madison Ave., Donald Glaude, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap, Bloodhound Gang, Tenacious D, Janis Joplin, Madonna, Jacko, Beatles, Doobie Brothers, Jimi Hendrix, Pat Benatar, Prince, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Offspring, Steve Burns, Bjork, Propaghandi, Reel Big Fish, Op Ivy, Blondie, Joan Jett, No Doubt, Juno Reactor, Sublime, Suicide Machines, Jill Sobule

Movies:

Zoolander, But I'm a Cheerleader, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Ghost World, Kiss me Guido, True Romance, Opposite of Sex, The Princess Bride, The Doors, Sex Monster, Ma Vie En Rose, Igby Goes Down, The Little Mermaid, Toystory, Adaptation, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, The Grinch (the cartoon version), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, The Oblongs, Mission Hill, The Brak Show, Home Movies, Invader Zim, The Tick, Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, Ducktales, Daria, South Park, Las Vegas, Malcom in the Middle, the State, Kids in the Hall, Will and Grace, Scrubs, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, The L Word

Books:

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, Heroine of the World, Harry Potter, The Guide to Gettin it on, Sex For One, Skipping Towards Gomorrah, The Princess Bride: the good parts version

Heroes:

Barbara Boxer, Betty Dodson

My Blog

Stollen from Jillian

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Desc...
Posted by Garnet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST