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Proudly Taken!!!!

Hey, why havent you introduced me to your friend, hes kinda hott? Ummm he's married.....Ok perfect!

About Me

"Face it jerkface, It doesn't matter what you do, I'll always be sexier, better looking & more charming. Now get your hand out of my ass!" Yep thats pretty much my all time favorite quote! The quote above puts my social life in a nutshell....i have very few friends but i love the ones i have! Im also very selective with who i decide to be seen in public with...call it bitchy but hey you wouldnt go out wearing something tacky so why would you go out with a trail of tacky friends by your side? whoever created that quote did a fine job of condensing my novel of a life into a short paragraph. If it were only a shoe, i would wear it because it fits ohh sooo perfectly. I dont see a need for anything else to be said!

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My Interests

myself, make-up, money, shopping, material, jewlry, my home girls and boys!, skinny runway models, bright colors, clothes, coffee in morning and tea in the evening, long baths while talking on the phone, the beach, live bands, long drives, brown eyes, guys who dont quite fit in, making out, long walks and talks, anything random and socially unacceptable, fresh flowers, april showers, yoga, water, accupuncture, anything herbal and healing, lilac candles, anything liberating, laughing so hard i cry, crying so hard i laugh, walking around in underwear, playmates and pornstars, jealous girls, hateful comments, downing shots like a sailor, loud burps, anything that shimmers and sparkles, being in love, long naps on the beach, fishing, trying to rap, over-sized sunglasses and hand bags, hats, sundresses, bicycles, bar hopping, kindness, big smiles, warm hearts, reading, writing, talking, listening, huge yards, volleyball, frogs, enlightenment, dreams, fairtytale endings, art galleries, messy hair, funny stories, wisdom, huge blankets, linen pants, wine sampling, beer chugging, Im easy to please but hard to impress...

I'd like to meet:

DIRTY ROCK STARS!!!! Im a sucker for a guy covered in tatoos!!! Who doesnt want to meet the love of their life? I would also love to meet barbie/ Jenna Jameson...same thing. I know barbie isnt real but she just kinda sits there and looks damn good doing so.... Im sure if barbie was real she would be appalled and ready to bitch slap all the girls making claim to look like her. If you were barbie wouldnt you be pissed if a chick with over processed bleached hair with black roots and set of double D's claimed to look like you? Barbie doesnt have double D's and her roots certainly arent black! Her hair is a healthy shade of blonde and her ends arent split to all hell. When claiming to be a barbie you have to take into consideration that shes dating Ken, her teeth are a perfect work of art, her friends are absolutly gorgeous....she doesnt have D.U.F.F's (designated ugly fat friends) to make herself look or feel superior, she dresses grade A, drives a convertable, and lives in an amazing house. Now those are some high qualifications to meet.

Music:

Jack Johnson, Imogene Heap, blue october, smashing pumpkins, panic at the disco, pete yorn, yanni, chavel, incubus, funeral for a friend, 311, saves the day, my chemical romance,amberlin, dashbored confessionals,poastal service, death cab for cutie, rise against, ect....

Movies:

A walk in the clouds, Little miss sunshine, girl interupted, i dream of jenna, the butterfly effect, kissing jessica stein, gia, napolean dynomite, the elf, big fish, a beautiful mind, i am sam, guys and dolls, 21 grams,friends with money, american beauty,inside man, tristan and isolde, old school, grandmas boy, cassablaca, ect....

Television:

Project runway, Iron chef, Intervention, what not to wear, a wedding story, a baby story, a make-over story, anything on TLC, Bravo, E!, or HGTV, americas next top model, girls next door, simple life, south park, family guy,ect

Books:

"You Just Dont Understand", "How to make love like a porn Star", "Lovely Bones, "A Million Little Pieces", The Truth About diamonds", "Star", "Fighting Depression, "Quantum Numbers", "The Tipping Point", "Human Growth and Development", "New Rules","The Long hard Road Out of Hell", "The Five love Languages".....ect

Heroes:

I dont have any heroes...no one helps me inhale and exhale each day... strange but true...My heroes arent those who have done possitive things for me in my life...my parents arent my heroes...i cant say that my friends are my heroes, but its the people who never gave me a chance and those who saw me going no where slowly...those who pointed their fingers and said that i would never make it, those who put me down, turned their backs on me, and broke my heart are my heroes!!! Thanks to them, im the head strong, smart, witty, and ambitious person that i am. Listening to those people taught me that i can be anything that i damn well please.....they gave me a reason to work harder and reach higher.

My Blog

Come On Ladies!!!

last time i checked it was 2006 however  near 2007!!!  Womens rights making men and women equal happened back in 1923!!! Now that women have full rights why in the world wouldnt a woman...
Posted by Proudly Taken!!!! on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:19:00 PST

Thank God!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever had a person/ situation arise and you didnt realize how much it sucked until you got rid of it and put yourself in a beter possition???? Its kinda like going to fridays and ordering arti...
Posted by Proudly Taken!!!! on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:57:00 PST

The Perfect Pair of Jeans (update)

my fav. blog that ive ever written was "the perfect pair of jeans"......sometimes you really have to do your shopping but then again the first pair that you try on can be the pefect fit. it's way to e...
Posted by Proudly Taken!!!! on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST

Adoption.....

Out of the mouth of a bitch: "one day maybe we can search for ur parents together i wanna help u!...ahahhaha and maybe they will see u adn thank god for givving u up!" Besides the jacked up spelling, ...
Posted by Proudly Taken!!!! on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

The perfect pair of jeans...

People are just as seasonal as the fashion changes in a spread......one min theyre in and the next theyre out! think about your ex (boyfriend/girlfriend) as a trend....ya wear the latest and greatest ...
Posted by Proudly Taken!!!! on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

heavy set women deserve to be sexy without grossing people out!

I think most of us at one time or another has seen a heavier woman walking down the mall or in the grocery store wearing something that even my 113 lb body couldnt get into! why is that? where do they...
Posted by Proudly Taken!!!! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:45:00 PST

bet ya didnt know!

                          I bet you didnt know that....    i love it whe...
Posted by Proudly Taken!!!! on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

To my girls

lately a lot of my girlfriends have kept me on the phone for hours at a time bitching about their guys......the only advice that i can offer is: A: realize youre hott and he probably doesnt deserve yo...
Posted by Proudly Taken!!!! on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:02:00 PST

He said she said......

The category is sports because these days talking about me and my life is just as interesting as a good game! "Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gos...
Posted by Proudly Taken!!!! on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:28:00 PST

Men....or shall i say little boys?

WoW i think im catching on: *If he's not calling you, it's because you're not on his mind*If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do the same for ...
Posted by Proudly Taken!!!! on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:07:00 PST