Anything that involves food, beer and loud amps!
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I'd like to meet:
Joey Yung: For the usual reasons!!.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
Music:
I'm one quarter of the sexiest rock n roll band on the planet!! The mighty DAVID BOWIE KNIVES!! Naturally, I would have to say our own music is what keeps me going, however I have seen some superb bands coming through Hong Kong over the years. Its a shame the world doesn't recognise. MUSIC THAT I APPRECIATE WOULD BE: The Charlatans, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Ennio Morricone, The Boo Radleys, The Happy Mondays, Oasis, The Undertones, John Barry, David Arnold, Ian Brown and many more.......
Movies:
Shaolin Soccer Half Baked Super Troopers They are the Holy Trinity.
Television:
Only fools and horses.
Books:
Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy; apart from this I don't really read fiction. I much prefer books that I can learn from. I especially like travel books.
Heroes:
CHUCK NORRIS: FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS: - Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face. - If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. - Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. - Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the blue ringed octopus of Eastern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. - Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's father. - On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. - Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. - It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. - Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris. - Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. - God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability. - Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. - Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful; it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. - Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying. - If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies just check the extinct species list. - Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. - We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before they could tell him there was a stripper in it. - Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" - Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food. - Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility. - In one episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed. - Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green number 4 card from the game Uno. - Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. - Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!" - One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. - Before email was invented Chuck Norris would attach messages to pidgeons and roundhouse kick them. - In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks - Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. - Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. - When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before anyone else. - Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. - Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. - Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. - Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull - To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. - The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. - Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favouritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. - Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". - The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. - After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". - Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. - Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife. - Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids. - Chuck Norris punched a shop assistant in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change. - Hellen Keller's favourite colour is Chuck Norris. - One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead. - When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "Say please...".
