whole lotta woman

i live in pulaski, tn and i like small kittens and leather. one of my breasts is larger than the other. i have a third nipple that needs to be located. on the weekends you can find me in the woods hunting squirrels and bird watching. on certain nights you can find me under the stars, my face illuminated by the warm milky moonlight, dancing naked to the ancient Choctaw tribal rhythms. i enjoy cheap wine by candlelight and walks through the picnic area in my trailor park. i sleep with balloons everynight and my oversized tweety bird that my ex-boyfriend, jarvis, won for me at the county fair. i had a dog named splinter who also shared my fetish with leather, but unfortunately he was killed in a freak ATV accident. i had him stuffed by the local taxidermist (my father) and he has found his final resting place on my mantle in the fetal position.