Hi.
I'm Short.
I am short. It is a gift I choose to embrace.
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If you're British...I love you.
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I squeak when I laugh. I've been told it sounds like a dying cat.
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I also snort when I laugh. I've been told it sounds like Kelly Blair.
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When i'm nervous/uncomfortable my speech tends to turn into a high pitched squeal.
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Harry Potter is my homeboy, and Draco Malfoy is a sex god.
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I like to use big words.
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I HATE spiders!
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Dear Dunkin Dounuts, I miss the Dunkaccino.Please bring it back.
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I have never had a cavity. Ever.
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I love pink jelly beans.â™
Most people are addicted to crack, im addicted to the internet.
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My friends are my family and if you dont like them, then I dont like you.
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I am ticklish everywhere. Touch me, and die.
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I can name all the presidents in order. Feel free to ask for a demonstration.
BASICALLY