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Joey

and thats about it!

About Me

I am a professional.... a professional slacker. An oxymoron..yes. But that is what I am! My life revolves around doing as little work as humanly possible and extracting the most benefit and praise from it. I show up to work late, take a long lunch and leave early. However, I still make a lot of money and receive a lot of praise from my managers and clients. How? I told you...I am a professional slacker. Outside of that I like to work out, be active, travel, spend time with my friends, my girlfriend and my family and just have fun.

My Interests

funny movies/shows, state street, ju-jitsu, kick-boxing, cars, hangin' with my friends, reading, my job(actually, no), LA, SF, Vegas, NY, Mexico, Italy, London, hangin' with my girlfriend, the beach, snowboarding, politics, community service, hangin' with my family, ultimate fighting, boozing, snoozing, and always open to new things.

Music:

Classic rock - Zeppelin, Kiss, Dire Straits, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Eric Clapton. Alternative - 3 doors down, Beck, Disturbed, 311, Pennywise, NOFX Country - Johnny Cash, George Strait, Alan Jackson, Toby Keith, Brooks & Dunn and Jason Aldean, Pretty much anything but gangsta' rap| |

Movies:

Well there's a lot of them, but the ones that stick out are; The big Lebowski, swordfish, dodge ball, Napolean Dynamite, Superman, Old School, Supersize me, Troy, oceans eleven, and the last samurai.

Television:

South Park, Ultimate Fighter, The Shield, random re-runs, and the news.

Books:

.A lot of these too; Of Mice & Men, Barbarians at the Gate, Ishmael, The Crack up (Fitzgerald), A Farewell to arms, Winning by Jack Welch, Fast Food Nation, Angels & Demons, When Character was King - A Story of Ronald Reagan, and anything by Michael Crichton or Dean Koontz.

Heroes:

.All my family members for being the most successful, inspiring people that I know. Also, all the U.S. military men & women serving here and abroad.