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Brian

Nashvillians don't get stirred up until their backs are against the wall. Then they come out swingin

About Me

I'm that one guy. Born and raised in Nashville. I love it here. I'm not sure why. I'm an artist of sorts, a student of Graphic Design. I feel like I'm now doing what I was born to do. I work as a board operator for a Christian talk radio station but I'm a sinner just like everyone else...

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My Interests

Sports, The Vols, The Titans, The Predators, The Cubs, Good Beer, Comedy, Music, Howard Stern, Graphic Design, Art, Media, Radio, Matchbooks, Clever Packaging, Typography, KB, Movies, History, Photography, Arts & Crafts, Bookarts, Travel,

I'd like to meet:

The Venus of Curtistan., A real dame, the essence of a broad. A ripe tomato, a doll, see. The Gatekeeper to my Keymaster. A girl who will build a pillow fort in the bed and hide there with me all day Sunday watching football.Bradley Nowell, Hunter S. Thompson, M.C. Escher, Franklin Roosavelt, Thomas Jefferson, and Jesus.(Posthumously of course) Howard Stern, Artie Lange, Brooke Burke, Fergie, Lindsay Lohan, Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, George Carlin, The OCC Boys, Chevy Chase, Trent Reznor, Steve McNair, Vince Young and anyone who is Good People.

Music:


Anything as long as its good. Sublime, Dave Matthews Band, Coldplay ,John Mayer, Nine Inch Nails, Jack Johnson, Bob Schneider, Ray Charles, Prince, Stevie Wonder, AC/DC, Eminem, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ryan Adams, Josh Rouse, Radiohead, Wilco, Sam Cooke, Dean Martin, Led Zepplin, George Strait, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, and so so many more.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Seven, Pulp Fiction, Dogma, Snatch, Clerks, The Breakfast Club, The Goonies, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Stand By Me, Christmas Vacation, Fight Club, Van Wilder, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Wonder Boys, Monty Python, Up In Smoke, Team America, Southpark, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Wyatt Earp, True Romance, The Princess Bride, Unbreakable, Blazing Sadles, Young Frankenstein, Bad Santa, Young Guns, The Lost Boys, Private Parts, The People vs. Larry Flint, Caddyshack, Stripes, Superman Returns, Beerfest, Sin City, Anchorman,

Television:

Sportscenter, The Simpsons, Southpark, American Chopper, Family Guy, The Drew Carey Show, The Sopranos, CSI, X-Files, The Dukes of Hazard, Weeds, Mythbusters, Comedy Central Roasts, Howard TV.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas or anything by Hunter S. Thompson , Napalm and Silly Putty or anything by George Carlin, Fight Club, The Elements of Typographic Style, Robinson Carusoe, Flags of our Fathers, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, It.

Heroes:

Jesus, Superman, Hunter S. Thompson, George Carlin, Kevin Smith, Howard Stern, Artie Lange, M.C. Escher, Bradley Nowell, The Dude, Hermann Zapf, Wolverine, Peyton Manning, Steve Mcnair, Vince Young. There goes my hero, he's ordinary. ..

My Blog

Spring 2007 Report Card

Spring 2007 Report Card Digital Illustration - C+ B&W Photography - A Book Arts - A GPA = 3.4 semester, 3.1 cumulative....
Posted by Brian on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

Why I am single...

Someone wrote and asked me, "Why is it that you're single? Are you overly picky? You've gots oodles of lady friends."This was my reply. Enjoy. Why am I single? That's a good question. I'm sure that th...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:29:00 PST

Fall 2006 Report Card

Graphic Design History: BPortfolio 2: B-Art Survey 3: B+Not bad, huh? Better than last semester.
Posted by Brian on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

The Disgruntled Dimmer Switch Cover

I am the disgruntled dimmer switch cover. Performed my job well, but replaced by another. I used to be perfect, so shiny and bright. But now I'm all scratched up and not quite as white. Not once was I...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:34:00 PST

Laziness/Boredom

1* First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Barkley, we called her Mrs. Broccoli.2* Last word you said: Crazy "3* Last song you sang: Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Jack Johnson4* Last person you hugged: Mom5* ...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:57:00 PST

Spring 2006 Report Card (Updated)

3 D Design: A Portfolio 1: C- Art History II : Argued with professor until she raised it from an F to a C, she forgot to count one of my A papers. I got a C, and dammit I earned it. Recognize Bitches!...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:44:00 PST

My Spring 2006 Report Card

I'm ashamed of myself.3 Dimensional Design: APortfolio 2: C-Art History: FI wasn't gonna post it, but I figured if I post the good ones, I've gotta have the balls to post the bad ones. I blame it all ...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:39:00 PST

Brian's Needs

Okay, some gay ass myspace shit i deemed worthy of my participation. (Kisses Allie) Google: " Your Name, needs..." like "Brian needs" and see what comes up. Perty funny. Heres what I found: 1. Ic...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 02:57:00 PST

Stress

Stress - (n) The confusion created when one's mind overides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who deperately deserves it. Hell Yes! The Bitter and the Sweet! I lo...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Carpe Boobies!

Beavers and Ducks! I love Sad Bastard Music. I dislike insects that insist upon flying around my face. Its quite rude. They should have some respect for my personal space. I have to quit smok...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST