my inbox is overflowing with funnyass text messages :]
6.20.07
[05:46:47pm]
wolfy- oh bummer... were going fishing?
[05:39:49pm]
wolfy-yes.i already got it.my butt herts...real bad (poor wolfy got shots for his HIVES :O
6.19.07
[10:24:05pm]
vickyzee-2 text me :) cause my pods gona die soon.. RIP MINIVICKY
[10:21:20pm]
vickyzee-i come bak all bob the builder :) wait ha i just thought about that lol bob was chubby and clay wtf nvm
[10:19:33pm]
vickyzee-2 pump sum iron. lol wtf na.
[10:12:30pm]
vicky-gay+stickyfingerz=mariah
snacks+texting=vicky
creepy pale anorexic british guys+coffee=deanna
getting a good laugh=priceless =)
[8:18:04pm]
vicky-ok.so my uncle is gay. and he owns his own computer design business thing . but raps on his free time. he just got off the homorevolution tour with mtv. and i just started unpacking, and there was a bag with 3shirts and 3 cds he must have put in w.o my gma knowing. and i find his fuucking stage name fucking lmao ironic (his stage name was biggNUGG haha)
[01:13:02pm]
vicky-lol shut the fuk up. making me laugh like that will make me look like a psycho terrorist :D
[10:24:09am]
vicky-Bittttch pounce that shit like a puma. ask him what time it is QUICK!
(gah im so shy)
[10:20:11am]
vicky-gaaa stfu. ive been here alone since 9:45. plane boards at 12:05 its 11:20. it feels like a taks day!
[08:39:52am]
wolfy-lol.i forgot you were at school. do this...tilt your head slowly at that kid and then suprise him wiht a breeeee!
LMFAO that kid wouldve shit his pants :D
[08:31:12am]
wolfy-he did that once and let me tell you this...that crazy white man aint going near my body again!
(damn that would've been a funny ass present tooo :/
6.18.07
[12:10:41pm]
wolfy-call me el estravagante.but foreals it was the worst night ever
(next one will explain it all)
[12:04:54pm]
wolfy-omg mariah! i seriously thought i was gunna die yesterday. i had hardcore heart burn. =(
i couldnt stop laughing!
[12:02:50pm]
vicky-ROSIE O'DONNEL the E true holliwood story
DUN DUN
[09:46:35am]
vicky-LOL well ur wak. im watching dr phile. AAAAAA ITS GARY COLEMAN
[09:44:01am]
vicky-lol you grab my arm...NO IM SERIOUS :O
[08:17:05am]
vicky-and i look like a pimp but that dosent mean i have the cash flow :p
6.16.07
[11:56:53am]
vicky-omfg i swears its gods calling were freaking friends. ok get this shit. my aunt makes coffee,leaves hers black and i basically turn mine into a dessert cause of how much sugar i put in it. she goes pee and i switch cups.when she gets bak she tastes it, stares forward, stays quiet 4 like 2mins and straight up goes: man..that shits weak. OMFG I like rollled on the floor laughing
:D
6.15.07
[12:47:28pm]
pj- o snap!!! Happy late bday
6.14.07
my bday :o
[11:31:49pm]
cox-ME AND MY NIGGA BOVICE ARE GUNNA RUN A TRAIN ON YOU
[10:37:12pm]
shmouis-hope you had a great day. happy happy birthday
[06:45:22pm]
cox-happy birthday!!! was it all blah?
[03.24.42pm]big joe-HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :p
[02.50:47]
moses-hey happy birthday
[10:12:12am]
vicky-he's all hey ma i saw them digits and i na u b texting about mi. what chu say we go chill at my crib manana mabey and smash us sum papas
LMFAO
[09:25:53am]
emo-happy birthday stephanie garcia!!!
the loves of my life :]
my #1 love(sorry kurt)
my #2 love
my #3 love
i love love love penguins!
awww thats me if i had blonde hair!
i ♥ the rain
this is my BFFL shmouis.
he's gunna be a rockstar :]
"she was a ho..." "FO SHO" :D
the red hat society! :>]
[l to r]justin, me, roland, and bianca!
I ♥ my babycakes!
she's sooo funny and makes my day :]
our diary :P
random stuff
2.20.07
[21:09] baby cakes!: blahblahblah.
[21:09] ihavethenoncut: shblah.lmao.
[21:09] baby cakes!: AH BLAH
[21:10] ihavethenoncut: ah shmlah.
[21:10] baby cakes!: sounds jewish.
[21:10] baby cakes!: :]
[21:10] ihavethenoncut: lmfao
2.16.07
i misss bianca!!! i havent seen her in ages!
well today was pretty bueno.
talked to that crazy asian in journeys!
love that kid :]
[21:01] baby cakes!: mariah. does it show you whos online now?
[21:01] ihavethenoncut: haha yah. weird huh?
[21:02] baby cakes!: yeah, i thuoght it was weird...
[21:02] ihavethenoncut: lol. man pretty soon we're not even gunna have to go to someones page to reply to messages. lmao
[21:02] ihavethenoncut: :]
[21:03] baby cakes!: lmfao.
[21:03] baby cakes!: shit, thatd be badass.
[21:03] ihavethenoncut: yahhh it would be :]
[21:03] baby cakes!: oh damn, then maybe we can start listening to peoples music...
[21:03] baby cakes!: lmfao.
[21:03] ihavethenoncut: lmao. just think of the possibilities!!! :]
[21:04] baby cakes!: lmao.
[21:04] baby cakes!: i hate it when people are like, go listen to my song... im like... uhhhhh ?
[21:04] baby cakes!: hahahah.
[21:04] ihavethenoncut: lol. yuppp i know how you feel. theyre like have you heard blahblahblah? uhhh nah i dont think so. man its on my profile!
[21:04] ihavethenoncut: gayyyyyyyyyyy
[21:05] baby cakes!: hahaha.. damn. we look all retarded...
[21:05] baby cakes!: so im like "my speakers dont work.."
[21:05] baby cakes!: hahahaha.
[21:06] ihavethenoncut: lol hahahahah
[21:06] ihavethenoncut: :]
[21:06] ihavethenoncut: lmfao
[21:06] baby cakes!: :]
2.15.07
ickkk.. sick as a dog :<[
no school but still i needed to go :/
i have the best boyfriend ever.. he came over while i was sick. and right when he got there i had to throw up (nothing though since i didnt eat anything) and he brought me water.
and after he watched me brush my teef. :]
mmm and his cold hands did my hot face and neck good :>]
i love him loads :]
2.14.07
valentines day.
bianca didnt go to school :[
until the end of the day. lol.
and yah me and deanna had our own whataburger wednesday...
mmmm chocolate malt :]
1.27.06
fall of troy, portugal.the man, damiera= amaazing :]
me-dudeee where all sweaty! and its not even our own sweat!
(about roland)bianca-man he has big calves!
me-whattt??
bianca-roland, he has big calves!
ohhh i thought you said he had big CRABS!
plus plus bandera traffic was crazy/ridiculous!
1.25.07 me-i cant go i have to go to work!
bianca- ok ok go work. make that money!!
pfft like im a hooker or something
;>>>>>>
1.24.07
justins birthday at peng's
so we were gunna leave without paying...
and this is how the story goes:
when we get the bill/or go to the register bianca says she forgot her wallet in the "car" (pfft like we have a car!)
roland goes to the bathroom to take a big shit (damn chink food :D)
and i went to go get a to go box...
but we just all end up leaving justin to pay :>]
oh yeah and he miraculously jumps out the window :D
bianca got rice in her nose!
INCLINE!!!
bianca-dude wtf i wanted white rice!
me- but you got the same thing as me!
bianca-yah but i heard the lady say white rice!
roland-nooo she said FWIED WICE!
LMAO!!!
1.23.07
(donuts fall)DOINK!
me-gah stupid donuts!!!
bianca-i need to fix my slur.
me-your whatttt?
bianca-i mean my Stutter!!!
:]
bianca-my throat is tight!
me-i can fix that!!
:DDD
bianca-o shit its mr. maki!... wait thats not him!
mr. maki has a police yukon!!
me-do you ever have those dreams where you like morph into different people??
bianca- yeahh! like one minute i'm bianca and the next minute im barney!
gah that was the best :]
me-what else happened today??
bianca-hmmmmmmm..... i'm not even thinking im just dosing off
lmao
me-ha grape tupperware... like with individual things for the grapes!
bianca-ok well lets check out the clearance at shell!
rofl!
justin-paper?!
me-plastic!
bianca-ribbed!
bahhahahahaha
vanilla(little bianca)-WHOA! i'm almost done!
(me and bianca look at each other and laugh insanely)
1.18.07
me- COME!...
bianca- to meee!!
1.16.07
babycakes=bianca... obviously
ihavethenoncut=me!
[18:02] baby cakes!: hey did vicky tell you didnt have school tomorrow?
[18:02] ihavethenoncut: yup
[18:02] baby cakes!: shes crazy fast at finding that stuff out.
[18:02] ihavethenoncut: lol yeahhh
[18:02] ihavethenoncut: did she tell you yesterday too?
[18:03] baby cakes!: lol. yeah.
[18:03] ihavethenoncut: lol silly vicky :]
[18:06] baby cakes!: like an hour before everyone else.
[18:06] ihavethenoncut: lol yeahh
[18:06] ihavethenoncut: that girl has connections
[18:07] baby cakes!: he dad must be the news gy :]r
[18:07] baby cakes!: guy***
[18:07] ihavethenoncut: hahahahahah
[18:07] ihavethenoncut: silly bianca :>>]
1.11.07
Walking around the christmas tree... wait is it walking?
"yeah"
[ten minutes later]"No! its rocking around the christmas tree! :>]
1.10.07
"that bobbles my mind! wait i mean goggles.
"isnt it boggles?
deja booo... dumbassss
[looks at wall]WHATTT??
12.20.06
"bianca it looks like your fingering that lady" :P
"yay we gave her emo hair!" :]
"which ones your mom?" bianca-"the black one"
ahahahahhahaha
12.19.06
"daniel you should grow out your beard!"
"yea and color it different colors!"
"ahahah scene beard!!!
12.14.06
"your ketchup and im mustard!"
"no im mustard and your ketchup"
"but your wearing red!"
"get to school! ahahaha"
dumb people in cars :P
you wish you were as cool as us :]
mas to come :)
I'd like to meet:
i would like to meet some new boys that are funn :]
jimmy stewart thats who i'd like to meet :]
Mariah, is that a keg in your pants, cos' i would love to tap that ass!
me and denise fo sho want to tap that ass!!! :]
yu-fuckin-mmmmm :]
Music:
Laughter, it's free any time just call me
439-0116 when your down with Sublime you get
funky fresh lyrics, you get nothin
While my mother waters plants
My father loads his guns
He says death will give us back to God
Just like this setting sun is returned to this lonesome ocean
mr.marley
Movies:
e=mc hammered :>>>]
"is that a fuckin bible??"
"hey hey hey the holy fuckin bible!"
Books:
to do list :>]
1. learn to play guitar
2. learn how to dance
3. pigtails (handcuffs :PPPP)
4. "lets do a b&e!
call up robert :>
5. drive around 1604 (the whole thing :])
6. throw eggs :]
7. offer wolfy a "bike" and put it in my "basement"
he's a sucka for a bike
8. see a katana :P
9. movies, bathroom, airplane, roof, swimming pool, dressing room, and much more ;]
damn we're the best :]
random funny things diary
2.16.07
deanna ate cap-n-crunch for like 2 months to get a mushu (the dragon from mulan) alarm clock!
gahh it was the best :]
2.1.07
lashandra-scumba??
me-bahahhaahah its scuba!!
i love lashandra :]
1.18.07
roland-"i know i'm gunna choke on this piece."
me laughing insanely :D
grandpa salt-"dude i bet they got this water from the AC!"
grandpa salt-"my water has gonorrhea!"
:DDD
babycakes zee-"i hate this pocket cause it has no jacket... wait..!
babycakes zee-(talking about snowmen)"why would you use a carrot?!
17.7.07
me-"yeah i have like the same dream but like with different people."
wolfy-"you're a dream whore"
:DDDDDDDDD
wolfy-"i've been doing a lot of hand movement when i'm talking to you... and its starting to hurt."
me-LMAO
"that doesn't sound right!"
wolfy-"OH no! it's not like you have a strippers voice or something!"
me-"Oh thanks!"
wolfy-"man i'm just saying you dont have a whorish voice!"
babycakes zee-"ok have a good day!"
me-"goodnite??"
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
wolfy-"why would you say that?!"
"say what?.... hahah that reminds me of when black people like 'SAY WHAT!!!??'
bionacle seahorse
wolfy-"its called spiderman, when you least expect it i'm like BAM!
me-"close your legs! the stench is overwhelming!"
wolfy-"now im gunna have to perfume my balls up"
wolfy-"they just want my myspace cock!"
funny things that have happened today 7/19/06
1.you know youre only xcore when you write xxxxxcore!
2.im hot, youre hot, legs bang!
3.deepthroat my thundercock, kitty!
4.'OWWW theres no carpet!'[rebecca jumping off the stairs and onto sum tile!]
5.im not emo, im not hardcore, IM HAIRBAND METAL!
Heroes:
pretty much anyone that can make me laugh :]
"Mr Brown is a clown who rides to town in a coffin."
mannn i this man is jesus.. nah but he's fuckin cool :]
MARIAH MARLEY!
badass name :]
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