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Matthew Lloyd Drinks Your Milkshake!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Eva, I'm sorry but you will never have me.

My Interests

Grilled Cheese. Music.

I'd like to meet:

Super Best Friends. Winston Churchill.People who post tons of chain letters and people who post daily bulletins begging for comments on their photos. Oh how fun! People who adhere to the 10pm cut off time when calling platonic friends, but realize that you are given an hour extension for good news.

Music:


#62.3 - Menomena - Wet and Rusting
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Movies:

Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Fight Club, Anything David Lynch, ALMOST Anything Woody Allen, Anything Wes Anderson, Anthing Paul Thomas Anderson, Anything Charlie Kaufman, Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Television:

Arrested Development (RIP), The Office (either version), Sopranos, The Wire, Six Feet Under (again, RIP). I oftentimes rely far too much on the Daily Show to provide me with the news. I really need to subscribe to the NY Times.

Books:

Salinger, Eggers, Kafka, Burgess, Ellis, Delillo, Chabon.And yes, Vanessa, Samantha Hunts "The Seas" made me cry, as well. ;)

Heroes:

Powdered Toast Man

My Blog

Overheard From The Investment Bankers Who Moved In Downstairs...

(On the Phone) "Oh, nothing much man. Watching the Bang Bros. There's this Latin chick getting smashed out. It's awesome."
Posted by Matthew Lloyd Drinks Your Milkshake! on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:02:00 PST

Matthew Finally Gets A Flickr Account

Some of you know that I have a pretty fancy digital camera that collects dust in my room. It has been neglected for far too long, partly because SOMEONE had broken the lens. But, the person in quest...
Posted by Matthew Lloyd Drinks Your Milkshake! on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:43:00 PST

"I Got The Bombs To Make You Blow"

 So yesterday my friend and I took our lives into our own hands and boarded the Fung Wah to NYC. Then, we took the D Train out to Coney Island and took in the Siren Fest. Once there, we saw The...
Posted by Matthew Lloyd Drinks Your Milkshake! on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST

Vegas...

...was a very good time.  It's not really "me," but I still had fun.  A woman I talked to on the plane ride back home summed Vegas up pretty well: "It's as bright and loud and flashy as...
Posted by Matthew Lloyd Drinks Your Milkshake! on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:55:00 PST

Is It Just Me...

...or is this kind of gross?A couple of mornings ago, I was driving home from work. Ending my day while the rest of the world was starting theirs. So, I'm stopped at a red light and some woman waiti...
Posted by Matthew Lloyd Drinks Your Milkshake! on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 02:23:00 PST

I Hate Drums

The guy in the house next door has his bedroom directly opposite mine.  Like, we could open our windows and litereally jump into each others bedrooms with very little risk of falling short. ...
Posted by Matthew Lloyd Drinks Your Milkshake! on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST

Shopping With The Enemy

Anyone ever notice that the Macy's logo is quite similiar to the Communist red star?
Posted by Matthew Lloyd Drinks Your Milkshake! on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:09:00 PST

Noisy Bird

There is a bird in my neighborhood who's chirping sounds exactly like the loud and shrill whistling of a car alarm. I wonder if this is a talent it has had since birth or something it has aquired aft...
Posted by Matthew Lloyd Drinks Your Milkshake! on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:44:00 PST

WTF?

The new roommate opened and drank my unopened carton of milk!  Bastards going down!  Oh yes, he's going down!
Posted by Matthew Lloyd Drinks Your Milkshake! on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:40:00 PST

Middle Aged Men And Their Porn

Yesterday, it being a goddamned beautiful day, I took a walk to Harvard Sq. in order to be about my fellow man and whatnot.  Well, partly.  More so that I could burn off my Newbury Comics gi...
Posted by Matthew Lloyd Drinks Your Milkshake! on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:05:00 PST