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About Me

Traditionally the point at which most would insert a snappy witticism or a brief description of themselves, Dan instead chooses to tell you that he had sex with your mother last night, and makes several obscene gestures at you whilst you recoil in horror. Yes, Dan is aware that he's referring to himself in the third person. He just likes it that way, is all.

My Interests

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My Blog

I would love you for reading this

Alright, I guess I've been thinking a lot about different people I have been close to throughout my life. I'm not sure why all of a sudden I am looking back on people I used to know and probably still...
Posted by Dan Drinks Your Milkshake! on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

VERY IMPORTANT BLOG!

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Posted by Dan Drinks Your Milkshake! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST

HOLY SHIT I AM BORED

200. My name is: Dan Newman199. I was born on: February 27, 1987198. I am: 19197. My hair color(s) are/is: Brown as shit 196. My eye color is: Hazel, or brown195. My shoe size is: 13194. My ring size ...
Posted by Dan Drinks Your Milkshake! on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST

Moot

A million times, engaged in conversation, someone has muttered to me; "I'm a good person." It doesn't matter what inspired the exclamation or if it holds true the the specific person. It is used in re...
Posted by Dan Drinks Your Milkshake! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:43:00 PST

Duka Duka

Time started:9:17pmFirst Name:DanSingle or Taken: takenSex: maleBirthday: Feb 27thSiblings: brother, sisterEye color: hazelShoe size: 13Height: idk like 6'1 or somethingInnie or Outie: innieWhat are y...
Posted by Dan Drinks Your Milkshake! on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:31:00 PST