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Paul

Don't sweat the petty stuff. Pet the sweaty stuff

About Me

I once had a redneck from Knoxville, Tennessee ask me what I was. I told him I was Vietnamese, to which he responded: "I dated a Bolivian chick once." Can't make that shit up. Let's start from the beginning-child of a prisoner of war, boat person, refugee, Ohioan, Browns fan, elementary school math genius, appendicitis sufferer, purchaser of Z Cavaricci pants (circa 1990), football player, high school wrestler, altar boy, taekwondo brown belt, student body president, member of high school Republican Club, underage drinker, Christian rapper, snowboarder, Geometry teacher, men's department customer service associate, rice rocket owner, activist for Ethnic Studies, raver, public access television star, gambler, hippie, high school football coach, lawyer, blogger, frontman, Asian, brother, son.

My Interests

Poker, Football, Music, Politics, Beer, Jagermeister, Grey Goose, Screenwriting, Slappin the taste out of your mouth, being smarter than most people, A-E-I-O-U and sometimes W.

I'd like to meet:

Someone not in my extended network

Music:

Bob Dylan, Tupac Shakur, Grateful Dead, 7th Floor Crew, Neil Young, Matisyahu, Bay Area Rap (Mac Mall, Mac Dre (RIP), The Luniz, JT the Bigga Figga, Too Short, Dru Down, RBL Posse, Brotha Lynch Hung, Keak Da Sneak, Frontline), Brian Stabile, Progressive Trance, The Band, Eminem.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, Rounders, Braveheart, Menace II Society, Old School, Rushmore, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Anchorman.

Television:

The Wire, Sportscenter, The Simpsons, The Office, Chappelle's Show, The Sopranos, The Colbert Report, 24, Entourage, My Name is Earl

Books:

Uncle Tom's Cabin, Positively Fifth Street, Super System, Any Bob Dylan Biography, Actual Innocence

Heroes:

Myself, Bob Dylan, David Crosby, Homer Simpson, Tony Soprano, Jerry Garcia, Scotty Nguyen, Tupac Shakur, Johnny Drama, Brian Fantana, Earl Hickey, Greystache, Esteban De La Sex Face, Wally Balls