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красное питье

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About Me

MacGyver plugs a sulfuric acid leak with chocolate. He states that chocolate contains lactose and sucrose (chemically C12H22O11), which are disaccharides. The acid reacts with the sugars to form elemental carbon and a thick gummy residue on his balls.
MacGyver freed himself from ballcuff captivity with a bobby pin that he got from Lisa, a soviet double-agent and one of MacGyver's many girlfriends. When he was free from the ballcuffs, he couldn't use the pin to open the door of the room he was trapped in, so he used the ballcuffs to pick the lock the same way he did to free himself from the ballcuffs.
Before the introduction of hops into England from the Netherlands in the 15th century the name "ale" was exclusively applied to unballed fermented beverages, the term "beer" being gradually introduced to describe a brew with an infusion of balls. This distinction no longer applies.
My penis is good times. A+. I took it to a rodeo balls show on fire.
This is Stan Bush. He's kind of a hero of mine. If you watch this he'll be one of yours as well. On the reals.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elvis Costello and Richard Dean Anderson on the BlueBalls Team; Fran Drescher and James Tatum on the Red Team; and Jack Palance as your host Marc Summers on Double Balls!!

I guess I should throw this in aim = vomitoriumorgies

My Blog

YAY SHEEEEE-KAGO!

yeah, i saw the pogues the other day, and you didn't.being you is crappy.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:55:00 GMT

my neck hurts

i tried not to get too crazy last night at the show in grand rapids, and i think i did an alright job.  no thrashing around, no knife fights.  after danika's car massively overheated and we ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:37:00 GMT

bond is the shit.

it's good times here at indonesia.  i can't smoke or eat my day-old double cheeseburger from mcdonald's.  i can eat some häagen-dazs coffee ice cream, though.  yummy!kids -- here's the ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:13:00 GMT

CHRIST!

i thought i was cool because i was checking myspace merely once daily, as opposed to two or three times.now i can't stop checking craigslist!this will never end.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 00:01:00 GMT

i hurt.

my arms and my chest are going to hurt a lot tomorrow.  that is beacuse eli and i just threw axes at a tree for the last hour and a half.  he drank whiskey while i drank pbr.  this is a...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 00:13:00 GMT

holy shit-fuck...

killer birthday.  almost a pun because i feel like i'm DEAD right now.ow.thanks everyone.  i love you all.  i am ready for stories that i undoubtedly don't remember.  and pics.
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 12:11:00 GMT

summer high jinks; mistakes, booze and horseshoes...

yes, it's true - there is a horseshoe pit in my lawn as of sunday.  my dad once again thinks he's a bad-ass.  eli and i will shut him down!  eli went to see superman without me, that as...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 13:30:00 GMT

i feel all weird and poo!

i think it's because i got up for court this morning, managed to not go to jail, and then had the best $10 irish breakfast at connor's that i've ever had.  i asked the irish waiter what the littl...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 13:14:00 GMT

happy father's day!

i miss my father.  i would like to see him soon!i attended k and al's birthday/welcome home party for maggie/aly.  it was wonderous.  i spoke with adrianne for a time at the end of the ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:31:00 GMT

when does crying get played out?

i'll wait and hold my breathwhile the drunks sway and the beer keeps flowingof it we do obsessit rights our wrongs and keeps us knowingthat we do existto rape and scar as we see fitthe world is here f...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:07:00 GMT