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Jender

I'll Roshambo You For It...

About Me

I was born and raised in Michigan, and now live near DC with my fiancee Josh. I have been acting professionally with local theatres for the past 6 years. I am also a Manager/Trainer at a gym for women.

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My Interests

Free Myspace PicturesActing, movies, exercise, music, video games, TIVO! Jender --
[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

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Your Pick Up Line Is
The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word. What Pick Up Line Should You Use?
What Your Underwear Says About You
You buy the sexiest underwear you kind find, and always have something hot on underneath your clothes.

You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way. The Underwear Oracle

I'd like to meet:

Liv Tyler 3 Ewan McGregor, Jack Black, Dennis Leary, William Shatner, John Krasinski, Adam Duritz, Drew Barrymore, Jeremy Sisto, Jason Schwartzman, any LOST or LOTR cast members, Trey Parker, Kristin Bell, Wil Ferrell, Steve Carell, Amber Tamblyn, Christopher Marquette, Kathy Griffin, Mitch Hedberg :( RIP, The cast of THE OFFICE, any of the ppl I play with online via Final Fantasy XI...yep, I am one hot ass elvaan ;)

Music:

I am worth $2,579,060 on HumanForSale.com
How much are you worth?Love a bit of everything! Show Tunes (The Rocky Horror Show, RENT, Jesus Christ Superstar) Radiohead, Tenacious D, Counting Crows, The Strokes, Barenaked Ladies, The Monkees, Elvis Costello, Nerf Herder, Marry Me Jane, Green Day, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Domestic Problems, Everclear, Foo Fighters, Madonna (old school), Ani Difranco, Coldplay, Weezer, the list goes on and on ;) What's Your TV Monkee Personality?
Micky: As Micky Dolenz, you're whacky and come up with some very strange - and sometimes impractical - ideas to get you and your friends out of whatever tight spot you're in. But you always have fun, and are loyal to your friends. Hey, why else would you dress up in drag to solve *their* problems?
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What Musical Are You?

Rent
You're Rent! The best musical in the world! You're wild, crazy, and a little unorthodox. You live life to the fullest because there is no day but today.

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Movies:

The Lord of the Rings trilogy, If Lucy Fell, Say Anything, any Molly Ringwald 80's flick, Garden State, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Sliding Doors, Face/Off, the Harry Potters, Moulin Rouge, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Big Fish, High Fidelity, The Rocky Horror Show, Edward Scissorhands, Liar Liar, Ghostbusters, RENT, Grease, Willy Wonka, Empire Records, Rushmore, CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL, REEFER MADNESS, The Royal Tenenbaums, Kevin Smith films, etc.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?Jack Black Beowulf - Recut
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Television:

LOST, Boston Legal, RESCUE ME, Ninja Warrior, South Park, Six Feet Under, The Simpsons, Futurama, Veronica Mars, Arrested Development, THE OFFICE, (OLD) SNL, Long Way Round, Queer Eye, Joan of Arcadia, Sex in the City, Grey's Anatomy, The Monkees, (old) Charmed, cooking network, (old) WWE, My Name is Earl, Coupling, (old) That 70's Show, Iron Chef America, My Life On The D List, $40 A Day, etc.

Hurley


94%

Claire


94%

Locke


75%

Kate


75%

Jack


56%

Shannon


56%

Sawyer


56%

Sayid


56%

Charlie


50%

Jin


50%

Boone


44%

Sun


44%

Michael


38%
Who is your "Lost" alter ego?
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What South Park Character Are You? !PICTURES!

Eric Cartman
You are a total asshole and you love food! You find picking on people satisfying and nobody likes you as much as you might hope. Sorry but I wouldnt want to be your friend!
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Books:

The Harry Potters, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
You scored as Ron Weasley. You often feel like second best and as a result don't have an awful lot of self confidence, but a truer more capable friend would be hard to find.

Ron Weasley


80%

Harry Potter


75%

Albus Dumbledore


75%

Ginny Weasley


70%

Draco Malfoy


65%

Sirius Black


60%

Hermione Granger


55%

Remus Lupin


55%

Severus Snape


55%

Lord Voldemort


40%
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Heroes:

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Lili St. Cyr!
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Your Kissing Purity Score: 6% Pure
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.

You're in a permanent lip lock. Kissing Purity TestYour results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 97% Supergirl 82% Hulk 70% The Flash 70% Spider-Man 65% Green Lantern 65% Iron Man 65% Robin 62% Superman 60% Batman 55% Catwoman 55% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
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My Blog

Comic gold...

and $240 worth of puddin'....aw yeah... The 50 GREATEST COMEDY SKETCHES OF ALL TIME There's no more sure-fire way to kill something's intrinsic comedic value than to try to examine what makes it funn...
Posted by Jender on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:03:00 PST

GET THE F OVER IT

Edited....as I realize it was probably inappropriate to vent in such a way online.  Didn’t realize so many peeps read  my stupid blogs since I rarely write one....and usually I am just...
Posted by Jender on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:41:00 PST

MAXIM finally figures out what SEXY is...

http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fotcmaxim031408cn6. jpg .. type="text/javascript" src="..’>http://www.maximonline.com/includes/js/getBrowser.js">..>  Mmmmmm....Jemaine......http...
Posted by Jender on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:52:00 PST

POST LOST THEORIES HERE

LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE:   I thought it was good and all, just hope that the only 8 episodes we get this year are all flash forwards about how much life sucks (again) off the island.  and HURLE...
Posted by Jender on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST

Tagged? Crazy kids and thier new fangled lingo...

Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose...
Posted by Jender on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:10:00 PST

Unimpressed...

Around the holidays I tend to reconnect with family and friends that I do not get to speak to much.  MySpace/Friendster/etc. sites also seem to do the same.  I have changed *ALOT* since hig...
Posted by Jender on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:04:00 PST

Seasons Greetings :)

Favorite Christmas Cookie Recipe It's almost that time of year, so this is the recipe in advance... 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 larg...
Posted by Jender on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:01:00 PST

The art of the Mixed Tape <3 A PROJECT!

So, I was being Nostalgic the other day - and listened to a few old mixed tapes from friends. They both rocked and were hysterical. They filled me with the same warm fuzzies now as they did when I fir...
Posted by Jender on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:50:00 PST

JENOLOGY

MOUTHOLOGYQ. What is your salad dressing of choice?oh boy, this is going to be a good one.Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?please. If I'm going to kill myself, I want to do it naturally. ...
Posted by Jender on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:07:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Jender on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:19:00 PST