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The Naked Desert 2008 photo art project:********************
photography, pirates, renaissance faire, renaissance re-enactment,***********************************************
I love the Creator, my family, my animals, cats, dogs and fish, I love that I can hear cause I love good conversation and music. I love medieval musical instruments, I love the SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism but hate SCA songs, I do love authentic medieval music and songs. I love amusement parks and live for Disneyland, my favorite attractions being Peter Pan's Flight, Haunted Mansion and Pirates of the Caribbean ...I've always identified with the Large woman on the auction block and live to "Show off my LARBOARD side." I like doing Renaissance Faires. I love BIG bloomers and BIG shirts and SMALL bodices. I love the 'out of bodice' experience. I love lacing corsets on ANYONE. I love BEING laced by someone who thinks I'm attractive. I like men in corsets and men in boots...girls boots...boy boots, boots boots boots. I love lacing boots and watching people lace my boots. I love my Viking Man but don't like Viking recreation. I like Real and Authentic Pirate Lore and hate wannabe pirates, but love Hollywood pirates that know they are "playing a part". I love The Scarlett Harlott. I love REALLY BIG pirate hats. I don't like make-up, but I love being made up if that makes sense. I love photography but hate mugging for the camera. I hate bunny ears in a photograph but love them on the bunny. I hate chocolate but love rice crispie treats and large glass of cold milk with a couple ice cubes in the glass. I'm not much of a drinker, but I I love a shot of Captain Morgan's Tattoo Rum. I love a cold glass of Pepsi cause I don't like Coke. I love platform boots and sandals. I like my flip flops a whole lot. I like buying different kinds of fancy flip flops. I like being on my feet for hours and getting a great foot rub afterward. I love falling asleep while getting a back rub. I LOVE BEING AN ALE WENCH! I am developing a love for Arizona skylines while I LOVE California deserts and California nights. I LOVE naked people even though I'm not into being naked myself. I miss good hard rainstorms in the summertime. I hate the humidity that follows. I love sunsets and don't care for sunrises. I love staying up all night. I love roller coasters and carnival rides of all kinds. It is my dream to one day ride all the rides there is to ride. I miss "R" Keys. My favorite living creature is the Alligator, they are one of the creators first Dragons. I love Dragons and mythical creatures of all kinds. I love the grace of manatee and Whale Sharks. I want to swim with Whales and play with Dolphins. I love riding my Yamaha 400 even though I have not done that in about 15 years *sigh* I love to be given toys of all kinds. Toys toys toys toys toys. ALL KINDS YA HEAR. I collect all kinds of things and want postcards from YOUR vacation. I like to collect odd vintage or antique items that most people don't really appreciate. I Love Steve Martin and his Happy Feet. I love when he blows your mind by playing banjo and wearing an arrow on his head. I love when my brother plays harmonica, and I love Blues Traveler and the harmonica solos in their music. I love HOOK...the pirate and the song. I love doing 1890's Old West Re-enactment with my brother but not on my own, I love costume design and manufacture, I love frozen Bellinis and warm Bacardi silvers and warm, flat Mountain Dew. I love photography, I love being a photographer and I love being a compulsive volunteer.*** *** *** *** ***
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"Candyman" by Christina AguileraPhat Cat Swinger has uploaded their video with Christina Aguilera, See if you can spot any of them!*** *** *** *** ***For those of you who don't know Phat Cat Swinger, they are a band from Apple Valley, California (hi Desert, where I live) that I had the pleasure of helping to promote several years ago before they made the 'big time'! They Rawk my sox!....also Trance, Techno, Big Band, Swing, Classical, Rock, New Age, Music from the 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's& 60's, ICP (Insane Clown Posse)Jerry Reed, Green Day, Sting, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Depeche Mode, The Monkees, Patsy Cline, Jerry Lee Lewis, Brian Setzer, Slipknot, Pink Floyd, Adam Ant ("Prince Charming" era), Ska(Madness)), old punk, jazz, Harry Connick Jr., Queen, Billy Idol, Tears for Fears, Pat Benetar, Culture Club, Guns N' Roses, The Police, Louis Armstrong, Rod Stewart, Dido, Alanis Morrissette, Men at Work, Brooks And Dunn, Big N' Rich, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Blues Traveler, TenaciousD, Sublime, Metallica, Devo, Enigma, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Tommy, The Beatles, Queen, Prodigy, Elton John, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Meatloaf, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Burlesque, Thanks to Mike, I now like the White Stripes and thanks JenniFOOF, I now like Mindless Self Indulgence too. and did I mention, Phat Cat Swinger? *** *** *** *** ***
Fave Movie Quote
"Pirates Trailer"
This is IT!
********************If you haven't yet "piratized" yourself, click here to get started -- just upload a photo and have your head rendered into your favorite Pirate character.
********************The Big Easy! ok, the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I love oompa loompas.The Princess Bride, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Shawshank Redemption (all the Stephen King books made to movies), Young Frankenstein, The Wizard of Oz, Hook, The Silence of the Lambs, The Jerk, Tommy, The Secretary, Interview With the Vampire, Pirates of the Carribean (all), A Knight's Tale, Saw (all)
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Pirates of the Caribbean - Which character are you?
Captain Barbossa
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What Disney Ride Are You?
Pirates of the Caribbean
You're kind of slow and damp, but at least you're drunk on rum! You're Pirates of the Caribbean!!
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Captain Jack Sparrow is hiring pirates in Tortuga. Will he hire you? (pics)
Jack: "Ah ha! Not so fast. I can tell what yer after, you cleverly treasonous eunuch. I had a man named Barbosa who was coniving as you, mate. I won't have you work for me. And if you push the issue any more, I'll have the likes of Will Turner take his sword to you."
Sorry, but after that little mutiny incident, Jack finds it hard to trust somebody like you. Maybe you were too smart, or maybe he didn't like your look. Don't worry though, Captain Barbosa was an awesome pirate, just like you! After a bit of hard work on your own part, you'll have no trouble owning a ship. With this in mind, you begin recruiting your own pirates in Tortuga. You'll be your own man; no need to serve! Soon you'll be seein' Jack on the open waters. Then it will be up to you to decide if you'll show him who the better pirate is, or if you want lend your boat to join his cause.
Please rate this quiz what you feel it deserves. If you feel something could be better, drop me a message; I'd like it to be good, so I'll improve it if I can. And try again if you'd like to be hired onto the ship's crew.
CSI flicks
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MY Dad...(Viet Nam Veteran)
and Aaron Fotheringham...and Bert Brady,*** *** *** *** ***