Hi, my name is Jesus Chapman, but my nicknames are Christ, Big J, and Navin R. Johnson. My hobbies include praying, dying for the sins of man, and basketball.
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Name: Jesus Chapman
Birthday: Septmeber 12th, 1BC
Birthplace: A Stable. Now It's a Holiday Inn, but not much has changed.
Current Location: Alton, Utah (Visiting some mormon friends)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde (What's left of it)
Height: About 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: God
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Being nailed to crucifixes
Your Fears: Being sued by the ACLU
Your Perfect Pizza: Just cheese and pepperoni, I don't like to complicate things.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finishing that model airplane
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IST (I Smite Thee)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did I leave the sun on?
Your Best Physical Feature: My healing touch
Your Bedtime: I usually stay up and watch Futurama
Your Most Missed Memory: Chats with Lucifer before he became such a dick
Pepsi or Coke: I'm actually more of a water-with-lemon kind of guy
MacDonalds or Burger King: I AM the Burger King
Single or Group Dates: My dad doesn't let me date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, definitely, it's superb
Chocolate or Vanilla: I belive all races should be loved equally.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'd have to say coffee. Man, you won't believe how much I drank of it that one night at Gesthemene. I was up practically all night!
Do you Smoke: Only at the movies
Do you Swear: Occaisonally
Do you Sing: I have a pretty nice voice
Do you Shower Daily: I usually just perform a cleansing miracle
Have you Been in Love: Once with some chick I met in a chat room.
Do you want to go to College: Education is overrated, take it from Jesus.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, but there's a lot of people who don't
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: That's a superficial question. Don't make me smite you.
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah, I have a fridge full of slim fast.
Do you get along with your Parents: Me and my dad have an occaisonal fight, but we are on pretty good terms for the most part.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, I conjure up a few ever hour
Do you play an Instrument: I play every instrument created. And some that haven't been.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hell yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Everyone knows Jesus is a stoner
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh, totally. I'm a huuuuge mall rat.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I don't want to be fat!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'm not a big fish fan. We were short on food once at a rally back in the day, so I just gave all my fish away.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I was just in The Rocky Horror Picture Show
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Stop it! You're embarassing me!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I hate to be a hypocrite, but yes.
Ever been Drunk: Haha, back in my high school days.
Ever been called a Tease: By my old g/f Mary
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, by Pilate once.
Ever Shoplifted: Once or twice
How do you want to Die: The last time I died, it was skydiving. Next time, I want to be in a gunfight.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I hope I can follow in my father's footsteps
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long, definitely
Height: Any height is fine
Weight: No fat chicks
Best Clothing Style: I'm quite partial to robes
Number of Drugs I have taken: Just pot back in high school.
Number of CDs I own: All of them
Number of Piercings: One, on my right ear.
Number of Tattoos: I've got one that says "mother" inside of a heart. Still looking for ya, mom
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The whole Terri Schiavo thing. I was out golfing the entire time.
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