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Bobby Knobby

wanna go halves on a rape charge?

About Me

27. filmmaker. i can now say i have done films all over the world..EVEN africa. recently took a dip into the sports television world. God's favorite practical joke. wish i had a superpower that could make me give people aids with a snap of my finger. (i hate doing it the old fashioned way.)

My Interests

film. writing. sports. music. asses, WOMENS' asses. leprosy (what? it's interesting!). pushing buttons. getting reactions..any reactions. most of all...gin..and tonic.

I'd like to meet:

SOME of my kids, after they're 18, of course. dee snider, henry rollins, john rambo, ben richards, todd parker, daniel laruso, and big bird so i can ask him if anyone ever made fun of HIM for looking like ME.

Music:

you name it, i probably like it, unless it's most of these pop punk bands. just don't get it. plus, they all have the same lead singer. "hey, look at my huge list of bands..i'm so cool i can barely keep from creaming my skin tight jeans! good thing i'm wearing pantyhose underneath!"

Movies:

i'm a film nerd. If i listed my favorites, you'd think nerd was an understatement. i'll just say that i love movies...a lot. i'm especially partial to film noir and anybody who Tarantino rips off.

Television:

get a life was the best sitcom ever..EVER, the state (and now i have tape on my face), recently out of the closet real world fanatic, lagina, i mean laguna beach, not a big fan of all other reality tv, except the hills, maui fever, the white rapper show, and the surreal life. simpsons, chapelles show, south park, family guy, most extreme elimination challenge, history channel, rome, sopranos, twilight zone, definetely can't forget about ali g, and to solidify my manhood..sportscenter.

Books:

i like to read. i'll read anything. thank you. i just read what i wrote and i want to read it again.

Heroes:

besides my parents and grandparents, Larry Bird, Don Mattingly, and last but not least..Mel Brooks and Quentin Tarantino for showing me what i want to do for the rest of my life.