-The reason I chose 'Bisexual' as my sexual orientation is because it is what comes closest to describing who I can, want to, and have been, sexually and/or romantically involved with.-The utmost important thing to me in this world is honesty. I respect people enough to always be honest with them, and I expect to be treated the same. I don't try to deceive people, because that would just be assuming that they are gullible idiots.-I can be the nicest person in the world if I feel you truly deserve it, but I can also be the biggest bitch if you cross me.-I am a true believer in the saying; "The truth always has a way surfacing."-I'm a really nice person when I'm happy.-Most people think I'm an asshole, but in reality I'm just really honest and am not afraid to express my opinion.-I don't believe in sugar coating anything.-I'm quiet and reserved for the most part when I first meet a person, but after a little while I'll open up and be my full on retarded self.-I often come off as cynical, and that's because I am most of the time.-I LOVE food. Period.-Cartoons, music, video games, books, piercings and tattoos make me really happy.-I love my cat Monkey. End of story.-I love school, I love learning and I watch a lot of Discovery Channel, TLC, Animal Planet, History Channel and a lot of other educational stuff.-I love to laugh so I watch a lot of comedies.-I don't fall for flattery easily. My advice to you would be to give up now.-I'm extremely sarcastic and I'm a smartass, either get used to it or don't talk to me.-There's a good chance that I'm gonna say something to either insult you or make you feel like poop. Most of the time you shouldn't take it personally... Most of the time.-I love making my friends laugh and smile. So I'll voluntarily make an ass of myself to do so.-Little things make me smile or happy, If someone is polite to me on the train or just in general, it'll definitely improve my day.-Watching cartoons from my childhood can also improve my day.-When I feel crappy about almost anything, more often than not I would rather stay home and read than interact with anyone except my cat. So if you try to communicate with me and I don't respond, don't take it personally. Unless I'm pissed of at you.I'll add some more shit to this thing later... Probably."I may not be physically beautiful, but I try to make up for it in intellect and personality. I've now come to terms with the fact that I can be a real asshole, so I'm hanging desperately onto my education in hopes that I can be one of those ugly, mean women who doesn't have any friends, but invents a cure for Cancer... And then hordes it because she's such an asshole..."
-Me"Instead of being in a relationship or getting married, I think I'd rather just get a tattoo. It's more permanent, and you don't have to deal with another human being's stupidity as often. As for kids in my future, I'd rather have a dog or cat. I mean, they're cuter and would listen to me more often if trained right. Besides, I have my future nieces, nephews and godkids to corrupt right?"
-Me"One must be a work of art, or wear a work of art."
-Oscar WildeWise words from the greatest man alive:
"I've thought of two general rules of health, and I think these actually work. The first is, the good die young, but pricks live FOREVER! So if you wanna increase your longevity, if there's a kid who lives across the street, whenever you see him, run outside and go 'GET OUTTA HERE YA LITTLE SHIT!!!', and it'll be just like taking vitamins! The second is, if you masturbate 20 times a day, you'll never make it out your front door. You might make it to the door but when you squeeze the handle, you'll pass out."
-Lewis BlackQuotes of the day... or something..."A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening (1954 - )
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